An ordinary mid-western, middle aged, middle class white man. Usually balding and wearing ill-fitting pleated khakis, a polo shirt and glasses. Usually thin with a small pot belly. Thoroughly unhip.
"Man, I am through working the lunch shift at Abblebee's. I get no tips from those demanding, fucking cheap pargos! Did you see how much ketchup that triflin', pargo-ass motherfucker put on his burger?"
An unqualified person in a group who makes the decision to take on too much responsibility and thus causes the entire group to fail.
"Why the hell did he think HE should take the final shot? Of course he missed it- what a Pargo!"
"Yeah, he really Pargo'd that one."