| 1. | basement troll | ||
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Any over 30 male who lives in his parents' basement. Usually lacking in social skills. Never has a girlfriend. Heterosexual (non-practicing). Seldom employed. Loves Dungeons and Dragons. Usually overweight, bald. Comic book fanatic. Secretly (or not) wants to be his favorite comic book hero. Dude I bet that basement troll has never even been to first base.
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| 2. | Basement Dwelling Neckbeard | ||
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Someone with severely neglected hygiene that lives in front of a computer in their parents' basement and subsists off of ramen noodles, mountain dew, and bizarre fetish porn until they die, lonely and celibate. If you know what 7chan is, you are quite likely a basement dwelling neckbeard.
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| 3. | Basement Wizard | ||
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Someone who spends all of their time in their parents basement while sitting on their computer and playing popular medieval role playing games such as World of Warcraft or Runescape. They usually have to be over the age of 20 to be considered a true basement wizard, as they are expected to be out on their own at this point, but have become complete failures in life because of their addiction to these pointless games. hey, I haven't seen Jeffery the Basement Wizard in a few weeks now; did a new expansion for WoW come out recently or something?
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| 4. | Basement Booper | ||
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A male age 19-25 (anything older is defined as "pathetic") who lives in their parents basement. They could be unemployed or a pot head or both. They like to listen to mac miller and think they are dope but clearly they aren't. Example 1:
John: Dude Sam is so cool, I wish I was him... Chris: Are you serious? He is a basement booper John: Ya you right... Example 2: Dan: How does Mark have that sick K20 hatch? He works at McDonalds... Ben: Dude he is a Basement Booper, every paycheck goes into that car Mark: *hits VTEC down the road* Dan: fuck that. |
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| 5. | 30 years old and still living with your parents | ||
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Either a pathetic loser or a member of the lost generation that got screwed over by Bush, the oil industry, and the banks. If it's the latter, when you graduated from college, housing prices were through the roof, health insurance costs were insane, and the average salary was pathetic... then the economy tanked. Now, you're back living in the home your parents owned when they were your age. You're sleeping in your childhood bedroom, in the bed where you used to dream about what life would be like when you grew up. Even though you studied hard, never ran up any credit card debt, never broke the law, and generally did everything society asked you to do AND even though you work 40 hours a week at a salary position, you're 30 years old and still living with your parents. By the time the economy pulls it's self out of this slump, you'll be too old to have a family of your own, or to be seriously considered for any non-dead-end job. You're not sure where you'll live when your parents retire in a year or two and sell the house, but, as the responsible and realistic planner you are, you've already begun buying Ramen Noodles in bulk.
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| 6. | mom's basement | ||
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Stereotypical home for the geek, nerd, fatbeard, loser, etc. The term implies that the individual still lives with one or both of his parents despite being a grown man. Reasons for still living at home may include a lack of drive and ambition, being unable to afford a place of his own due to spending all of his money on his hobbies (i.e. Star Trek figurines, comic books, and online role-playing games), or just plain being a mama's boy. "Jeff is such a loser. He really needs to move out of his mom's basement and work on getting laid rather than spending every free minute playing World of Warcraft."
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| 7. | Basement Virgin | ||
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Describing a person (Usually age 30+) who lives in their parents basement, and would rather play video games such as WoW/Counter-Strike or hang out in online chatrooms/IRC than go out into the real world and have a tangible social life.
In most cases, a poopsock is also a basement virgin. I have not seen Jeff since World of Warcraft was released, He must have turned into a Basement Virgin.
Jeff! Get off your computer and stop being such a Basement Virgin, or I will stop cooking with cheese. |
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