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47.
Those who pay your way, take care of you, teach you how to be an adult while getting no respect in return; someone who will care for you until the day you die even when you are immature and act as though you know everything; one who waits patiently until you grow up and realize how stupid you were as a child
Child: Im going to go on Urban Dictionary and submit a definition of parenting to show my parents how it is!
Parent: Move out, get a job, pay for your own computer and internet and show me how it is!
by OneDayYoullLearn April 01, 2012
 
1.
the chains around your ankles until you've managed to a) runaway b) obtain a stable job and stable income c) die d) turn 18.
i'd be getting laid if it weren't for my parents.
by amanda August 22, 2004
 
2.
Noun. The people who brought you into this world, pretend to love you, and then proceed by shitting on your life.
My parents just told me that i have to go home tomorrow.
by Anonymous February 25, 2003
 
3.
The people that blame you for everything that goes wrong.
Your the reason that everything in my life sucks
by Sarah July 24, 2004
 
4.
People who you have every urge to kill somethimes and love the other times and on times you would like to pretnd don't exist.
Parents will be parents
by Anonymous November 08, 2003
 
5.
(n.) A member of the familiy, who takes first priority in trying to make your life miserable.
My parents said I can't go to the party.
by firedemonhiei December 07, 2003
 
6.
the reason that the teenage years are a living hell. they're only goal in life is to make sure you dont have one. also, to make sure you're childhood is worse than theirs was. and they never have good reasons to back their arguement up.
Me-can i go out with my friends?
Mother-no
Me-why not?
Mother-Because.
*like thats an actual answer.*
by Gerard's Prison Mate August 27, 2005
 
7.
the only thing between you and an endless shitload of porn watching.
Hey man your parents caught you again man, did they take your computer?
by aaron April 20, 2005