Parents-noun

1) People who think a "normal teenage social life" involves studies and chores.
2) People who think a drivers license is a "go out and pick so-and-so up from practice/supermarket shopping" license.
3) Someone who thinks the stories and problems you tell them in confidence are fun things to share with friends and family.
4) People in the previous generation who believe nothing has changed since they were teenagers.
5) People who believe school vacations/ weekends are one of the following: family time, chore time, study time, homework time, "let's go do something I want to do" time, "let's wake up earlier than you would on a school day to get an early start" time.
6) People who can vote but still manage to screw the country over.
7) People who want us to form our own opinions as long as they influenced them.
8) People who don't care about global warming, greenhouse effect, extinction, nuclear war, or the world going to hell because they figure they'll be dead before the worst of it happens.
9) The people who think we should have censors on our music when all of theirs talked about rape, sex, and drugs.
10) The people who have 3+ kids when they can barely handle 1 and say they had the others by "accident."
11) Someone who thinks it is appropriate to come on to campus looking for you because you have taken more than 3 minutes to get to their car.
12) The people who you work for without pay and knew parenting was a hard responsibility but still expect something in return.
13) The people who say grades don't matter as long as it's your best, but get angry if you get a grade lower than an A-.
14) Someone who thinks long hair is unacceptable when they walked around with mohawks and fros.
15) Someone who thinks spending MORE time with them is going to fix your relationship.

I can't go to the party tonight because my parents need me to come with them to shop.
by RDCM October 25, 2007
a person who has no talent or accomplishments and therefore has children to order around usually and get respect for worthless restrictive ideas.a parent knows some people will respect them for there age and status as a parent even know they are a bufoon and idiot.
sure he shot dave but hes his PARENT!!!!!!!!!!!!
by todd lissner July 15, 2006
People who will literally love you to death.
Parents: We do it because we love you!
You: *dies*
by righthere October 25, 2006
people in this world who are forced to set rules and make their child life miserable because they have nothing better to do
Man, my mom won't let me go to the party...damn parents.
by christy February 22, 2005
The ones who you will love as kids, hate as teens and miss as adults.
I will always love my parents.
by Heyyohh May 13, 2012
1. Lifeless people who have nothing better to do than make their child miserable and isolate them from their friends

2. people who abuse children because the THINK that it will hlep them learn manner/behave

3. People who don't shut the hell up and annoy you throughout life. Though you wish they would just go away, they won't.

4. people who will not let you go anywhere because they like annoying the shit out of you
Me: I can't go to the park today.
Veronica: Why?
Me: Parent(s)
by S.B.C! January 16, 2009
Those who pay your way, take care of you, teach you how to be an adult while getting no respect in return; someone who will care for you until the day you die even when you are immature and act as though you know everything; one who waits patiently until you grow up and realize how stupid you were as a child
Child: Im going to go on Urban Dictionary and submit a definition of parenting to show my parents how it is!
Parent: Move out, get a job, pay for your own computer and internet and show me how it is!
by OneDayYoullLearn April 01, 2012
The people who bought you the computer with the internet connection so you could whine about them.
Girl: OMG I hate my parents, they didn't buy me that 2,000 dollar pair of jeans!
by Jackers July 05, 2006

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