Parents-noun

1) People who think a "normal teenage social life" involves studies and chores.
2) People who think a drivers license is a "go out and pick so-and-so up from practice/supermarket shopping" license.
3) Someone who thinks the stories and problems you tell them in confidence are fun things to share with friends and family.
4) People in the previous generation who believe nothing has changed since they were teenagers.
5) People who believe school vacations/ weekends are one of the following: family time, chore time, study time, homework time, "let's go do something I want to do" time, "let's wake up earlier than you would on a school day to get an early start" time.
6) People who can vote but still manage to screw the country over.
7) People who want us to form our own opinions as long as they influenced them.
8) People who don't care about global warming, greenhouse effect, extinction, nuclear war, or the world going to hell because they figure they'll be dead before the worst of it happens.
9) The people who think we should have censors on our music when all of theirs talked about rape, sex, and drugs.
10) The people who have 3+ kids when they can barely handle 1 and say they had the others by "accident."
11) Someone who thinks it is appropriate to come on to campus looking for you because you have taken more than 3 minutes to get to their car.
12) The people who you work for without pay and knew parenting was a hard responsibility but still expect something in return.
13) The people who say grades don't matter as long as it's your best, but get angry if you get a grade lower than an A-.
14) Someone who thinks long hair is unacceptable when they walked around with mohawks and fros.
15) Someone who thinks spending MORE time with them is going to fix your relationship.

I can't go to the party tonight because my parents need me to come with them to shop.
by RDCM October 25, 2007

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The people in your life who either:
A) Have the power to completely ruin you and your self esteem. They make you feel like everything is your fault, and you're worthless... OR...

B) The people in your life who love you unconditionally and make you feel like you can do no wrong. They are the ultimate supporter and friend.
With parents you're basically playing a lottery game you consistently have tickets to that you've never purchased. What you grow up with shapes you... but how you handle it defines you. Choose wisely
by mooooooooooomoooooo June 11, 2011

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Adult who acknowledges that although education and propagation of scientific knowledge has improved since their youth, believes they are still always the victor of an argument with someone younger, specifically their own children.
Me: But this teacher is f**king insane, you said it yourself, how can you defend her giving me a Saturday detention!
Her: Are you daring to use logic against me in an argument? Do you want more punishment?! I'm the parent here!
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the people who will find any reason to ground you.
i got grounded for coming home. i also got grounded for getting A. honor roll. what the hell!!! my parents suck!!!
by tacoguyrules May 13, 2010

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The people who walk inside your room and make you lose in a video game because they want you to clean up their shit
My parents walked into the room and told me to clean up their smelly shit they left on the floor for me to clean up just to make me lose call of duty.
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Stupid, ignorant, heartless, " want the best for you in a fake love kind of way " (when it's really the worst).

Don't forget, self medicated, annoying, grumpy, and think they're the best at everything, prude, and old.
Parents just grounded me for being late to class, what's that supposed to do? Make me want to attend class or skip school to see my friends since I no longer can after?
by EverybodyDanceNow. March 07, 2011

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a person who has no talent or accomplishments and therefore has children to order around usually and get respect for worthless restrictive ideas.a parent knows some people will respect them for there age and status as a parent even know they are a bufoon and idiot.
sure he shot dave but hes his PARENT!!!!!!!!!!!!
by todd lissner July 15, 2006

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The ones who you will love as kids, hate as teens and miss as adults.
I will always love my parents.
by Heyyohh May 13, 2012

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