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The people who brought you into this world. They may suck at times but at least they love you, and if they don't I can't help you there my freind. Be lucky you have parents or you would be on the street or and orphinarium, like I grew up in, until I was adopted by foster parents. So all you people that say parents suck ass and never do anything for you, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP WHINING LITTLE CRYBABY BITCHES!. There's alot of children starving on the street, besides food, don't you think they want a home and someone that loves them?
Kid one: My dad just bought me an xbox 360 yesterday and now he is being an asshole, I hate that mother fucker.

Kid two: I wish I could get a 360, I saved up my money and got a playstation.

Kid one: Dude playstations suck ass, why didn't you just ask your dad for one?

Kid two: I don't have a dad.

Kid one: What about your mom? Couldn't she get it for you?

Kid two: My mom never got me anything exept for this cool watch, she got it at wal-mart.

Kid one: Wow you guys must really be poor.

Kid two: Ya, we don't have much.

Kid one: Well cyaz, I'm gonna go play my new xbox 360.

Kid two: Bye, asshole.... I wish I had nicer parents...
by Sniperm0n May 24, 2007
 
1.
the chains around your ankles until you've managed to a) runaway b) obtain a stable job and stable income c) die d) turn 18.
i'd be getting laid if it weren't for my parents.
by amanda August 22, 2004
 
2.
Noun. The people who brought you into this world, pretend to love you, and then proceed by shitting on your life.
My parents just told me that i have to go home tomorrow.
by Anonymous February 25, 2003
 
3.
The people that blame you for everything that goes wrong.
Your the reason that everything in my life sucks
by Sarah July 24, 2004
 
4.
People who you have every urge to kill somethimes and love the other times and on times you would like to pretnd don't exist.
Parents will be parents
by Anonymous November 08, 2003
 
5.
(n.) A member of the familiy, who takes first priority in trying to make your life miserable.
My parents said I can't go to the party.
by firedemonhiei December 07, 2003
 
6.
the reason that the teenage years are a living hell. they're only goal in life is to make sure you dont have one. also, to make sure you're childhood is worse than theirs was. and they never have good reasons to back their arguement up.
Me-can i go out with my friends?
Mother-no
Me-why not?
Mother-Because.
*like thats an actual answer.*
by Gerard's Prison Mate August 27, 2005
 
7.
the only thing between you and an endless shitload of porn watching.
Hey man your parents caught you again man, did they take your computer?
by aaron April 20, 2005