| 1. | Asian parents | ||
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Asian parents are not your typical white or any other race parents.. Here are the diffrences that make us asian teenagers more depressed then other people(this concerns 90% of the asians that are living in Canada or U.S)
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1)We DO NOT get allowance 2)We DO NOT get to stay up till past 10pm supposivly due to affecting our grades 3)The only thing that our parents make for dinner is RICE AND FISH, RICE AND FRIED CHICKEN, RICE SOUP FRIED FISH, RICE MONGO FISH. 4)If you get below a B then they take something you love or like to do away from you until you get back up in next semester 5)THEY HIT US, mom bitch slaps, Dad throws you against wall or gets the belt and whips you until you start crying. 6)They CONTROL your life.. Your personality, what you believe in, your appearance.. and if you refuse what they tell you to do, they will take your computer away and ruin MY FUCKIN GAMING CAREER CAS IM ONLY ALLOWED 6 HOURS A DAY AND they didnt let me go to Dallas Texas which was $400 for plane that i was able to pay for myself that cud of ended up with 7 grand and it was during the summer break FFS >_< ...... I wanted to be a pro gamer, or a garbage man, not a fuckin doctor!! im too lazy and dumb to be a doctor so stop telling me i have to be a godamn doctor.. I WISH I HAD WHITE PARENTS GODAMIT!! 7)You have basicaly have to do all the chores in the house.. word of advice, do not get ur driving license until you move out of your asian parents house, or it will be a "Go... |
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| 2. | Home house | ||
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Definition of the the house one truly considers home.
Often determined by current residence of living parents. Example 1
-I live in Dublin, But my home house is in dundalk where my parents live and collect my mail. Example 2 Bank: i see your applying for this loan and your residence is Lucan Co.Dublin? Jim: Yes , but my Home house is Dundalk therefore i am eligible for the grant. Bank: ;) wit ya! say no ,say no more. APPROVED! |
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| 3. | house-child | ||
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A person between aged 20-30 who is living in their parents house when they are old enough to live in his own apartment. I derived the term from the word "house-wife." A house-wife lives at home and spends her husband's money on silly things like clothes and jewelery. Likewise, a house-child (or house-daughter in this case) lives for free and spends her father's money on the same things. more...
A house-child, by definition, must be: 1) old enough to be a house-wife 2) unemployed 3) have lived away from the house for a period of time (i.e. college, grad school) and is now coming back to the house just when her parents thought they were finally rid of her!! 4) so busy house-childing that she frequently requests an assistant. 5) too old to live at home. Someone who is of normal age to live at home (i.e. a high-school student) cannot be a house-child. Note: house-childing is becoming an increasingly popular activity given that most people in their 20s can no longer afford rent due to the current economic downturn |
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| 4. | hobbit house party | ||
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AKA hhp, a party involving a group of sixth form students, who have nothing better to do than on occassion go around a group member's house + eat junk food and drink beer aswell as playing on Pro Evolution Soccer and Mario games...
This often involves the so called hobbits; Potter, tinki, robbin' phones, Popinho + occassionally mike. Hobbit 1: hey lets have an HHP coz my parents are away
Person: A hobbit house party? Wikid Hobbit 1: You just sed 'wikid', go home loser Person: At least im not a 'Hobbit' Hobbit 1: Ok, it's 'go time'... (calls all other hobbits) Hobbit 2: Whos disrespectin' the Hobbit name? Time for a good ol' fashioned Hobbit ass woopin' Hobbit 3: Nah lets just go eat Hobbit 1 + 2: Ok |
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| 5. | parents | ||
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Parents usually refers to the man and woman who had sex and created you! Sometimes children who are raised in foster home for example might call their foster parents their parents anyway, even if they are not related by blood, and some consider relatives they live with (like aunts or grandparents) to be the centre of the parental role.
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After reading most of the definitions on here, I came to the conclusion that many of the authors are most likely teenagers, as it is common that during the teenage years a child's parents will want them to obey their rules, be home by the time they specify, do your homework, etc, and the teen will want to obey their own rules, for now that they are older they can do more things on their own, and do not require supervision, assistance, or guidance, or so they think. Now, think about this.... Are your parents really so bad? Are they really "nazi fascists" whose sole purpose in life is to make your existence miserable? Sure, they have their own expectations and longings for you, and set rules and boundaries for you, but do they not provide you with a home, clothing, food, education, and a watchful eye as you grow into a young adult? Before I go on I will say that I know parents are not always the best at their job, and there are some who don't do it at all... |
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| 6. | parents | ||
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Those Whom Which Have Birth To You.
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Those Whom Which Own You, And Everything You Possess Until The Age Of 18. Okay, So Those Are The Basics That Everyone Can Agree On. Now Here The Part In Which I May Get Some Downs For. I Don't Know If I Can Trust Peoples Accounts In The Other Defs. But Hopefully, This Is What Defines SOME Parents. Those Who Emphasize The Fact That They Own You, That You Have No Rights Under Their House Until The Age Of 18. Those Who Threaten You About Your Future And Constantly Go On Mad Tirades And Lectures In Which Have No Actual Point. Those Who Take All The Money You Have Or Get (From Any Source) And Freely Use It As Their Own. Those Who Lie To You Just To Make You Quiet Or A Obtain The Moments Peace. Those Who Yell At You For Being Late, If Not Then Screaming At You For Not Being Early. Those Who Have A Lot Money, Don't Spend Their OWN Money, And Find A Way To Get More Money Regards Of The Risks And Events In Which They Will Cause. Those Who Constantly Brag About How They Are Superior To You, In Every Aspect Of Life And Always Pass The Blame To You In Front Of Their Colleagues. Those Who Bombard You With Constant Statements About Your Friends Or The Names Of Anyone They Come Across That Are Related To You Of How They Will One Day Betray You Until You Are Paranoid And Have No Idea What It Was Like Being Naive. Those Who Say They Love You, But Before You Can Open Your Mouth Have Already Back Stabbed You. Those Who Are Uncomf... |
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| 7. | open house | ||
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when the parents are gone for however long and you have the whole house to do whatever
(normally parties are thrown where anyone who wants to go goes) sandra: "im having an open house this weekend. my parents are going to be in palms springs"
andrew: "cool ill bring the beer and well invite people for a party!!!!!!!!!!!" |
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