My dad won't let me have the car for the weekend. He's parentnoied I'll break something.
She is suffering from a severe case of parentnoia.
Parentnoia victim: Sorry dude, that cougar I took home two weeks ago says she's 1.5 weeks late. We used a condom, but she said she forgot her pill... But I gotta save my scrilla; I'm a little parentnoid.
Joe: Shit guy, you need to chill out on that parentnoia! Let's go to the strip club and take home a stripper!
Someone who has parentnoia is "parentnoid."
Usually diagnosed in the geek of a group of friends.
Brian: Dustin is so parentniod.
The legitimate fear that aprents have about the filthy anti-AMERICAN in the white house seeing to it that their children will be spied upon for a draft and sent to the middle east to be murdered for the creep's power, oil & megalomania.
The bext example is the truth about what has happened since the punk stole the white house.