(DEE-A-BEE-Z)

A 'DiaBeezie' is often a shallow, brunette young woman. They tend to carry the following traits:

*Think they know better than you only because they have attended or graduated college.

*Don't think you could possibly know something if they do not.
*Are close minded and think any persons ideas are not as good as theirs.
*They think even calm drinking as a minor means you are reckless, and have a mental problem.

*Cries if a friend tries marijuana and, may not want to be friends with them after fact.
*Selfish
*Obsessive Compulsive
* Hypochondriac

*Your birthday is actually THEIR birthday
*Secretly jealous or intimidated by YOU & everyone else
*NOT street-smart
*Lack Common Sense
*Very insecure
*Very naive

*May have or develop an eating disorder
*Revolves only around her 'special' friends in which are usually apart of a sorority.
*Won't take pictures with you on her birthday unless you are apart of her sorority.
*Bad driver
*However insecure, is completely conceited.

*Pretty, full pout
*May have freckles
*Likes their hair short
*Typically very thin
*Repeats anything you tell them to their mom/gaurdian.
*Loves animals
*Loves milk
*Only makes the plans/won't go with your plans
*Loves to run
*Hates snake-doctors

*May try to rationalize her cheating ways
*Break, loose, or ruin their belongings - their parent or sugar daddy will always replace it.
*Oblivious to their actions and may see you as a bad friend.

-n-
(a) The sudden realization that you have absolutely no idea what you want to major in for the next two years of your 4 year college career.
(b) The sudden realization that a degree in humanities is applicable everywhere yet nowhere at the same time.
(c) The period of confusion around the time when a declaration of major is required to continue lessons at an educational facility
(d) The period spent before a declaration deadline questioning the future of one's life, usually brought on by a call by an expectant parent.

n. an urban neighborhood primarily inhabited by college students, and located near major universities. A combination of students' low incomes, lifestyles, and constant demand for housing provides landlords no incentive to maintain their properties and locals no incentive to stay. Although shabby, these areas usually have fairly row crime rates when compared with actual ghettos.

Examples include: Oakland in Pittsburgh (Pitt and CMU), Hyde Park in Chicago (UChicago), and the entirety of State College, PA (Penn State)

A Female who's from the Ghetto and acts ghetto and has zero intellegince- They usually tend to hang out in the hood. They know all the bums and weirdos from the neighborhood and think they are so Ganstah and cool because they know all the low lifes in the HOOD. She has nothing to offer a man but sex. She has no asperations to better herself or be somebody. She surounds herself with other bumass individuals like her. Her friends don't work, go to school or have their own apartment. Never has Money to go out but Always has money for weed and to get High with the rest of the neighborhood lowlifes. Lives with her parent's or her boyfriends parents house or is jumping around from house to house looking for a man to support her.

An unrelated male acquaintance of any parent that perpetually finds themselves hanging around situations with children. This person acts as an uncle, getting them exclusive access to adolescent children. Also, the love uncle shows more affection for, and possibly "loves" the child more than would their actual uncle.

An often slumping, with eyes never fully open, person with whom you work, or are friends or relatives with to your regret each and every TOO LONG encounter in which you are subjected to the psychotic rantings and daisy-chained delusions of granduer occuring in succession with triggers ranging from sleep deprivation including but not limited to simultaneously being dopesick whilst you are forced to smile and receive the verbal/mental equivalent of excrement at an accelarated rate surely beyond amounts fit to sustain life and you rationalize with yourself in your head committing heinous, unthinkable, unforgivable acts to return to the hopelessly distant peace of mind you wont enjoy for long afterwards, leaving you pulsating with a quiet rage fueled further every day, every encounter, everytime with this person who views the conning of others while keeping expectations as low as possible and procreation as the soundest paths to financial security goverment sponsered or otherwise.

Formerly a functional headpiece worn by Russian military personnel, today the ushanka has been adopted by the WCP, or World Conglomerate of Pedophiles. Its appearance is immediately recognizable and lends itself nicely to the creeper subculture.