Cody Parkey 

A kicker who was quite bad. He is usually seen missing field goals to the #6 seed in the NFC in the playoffs. He was beheaded on January 6, 2019 after he missed a field goal. It was not him however. The Bears needed a better kicker so Blair Walsh pretended to be Cody Parkey. Parkey then booked the first flight out of Chicago.

Cody Parkey will choke on Sunday,January 9, 2022 for the Green Bay Packers. Calling right after he missed the game winner for the Bears.

Cody Parkey by iaintajap January 6, 2019

Cody Parkey 

The only kicker in the NFL who aims for the goalpost. The entire city of Chicago hates you along with your teammates, coaches, and trainers.

Cody Parkey literally shanks every field goal because he thinks the crossbar challenge is still relevant.

Cody Parkey by Voice of All Bears Fans January 7, 2019

Parkey 

The act of hitting both the upright and the crossbar while attempting a field goal.

Bro, our kicker just fucked us with that Parkey and the Bears lost the game!

Parkey by pmong January 6, 2019

Purdeyboy envy

Where one of your guy friends is so jealous of you that he copies everything that you do. He'll wear the same clothes as you, watch the same TV as you, use the same sayings as you and act the same way. He does all of these things after saying the opposite and then doing them anyway, and claiming them as his own.

1. When did that guy start acting just like his friend? Oh, he just has Purdeyboy envy.

2. He always said he hated that TV show! I know, he only says he loves it now cause he's got Purdeyboy envy.

Purdeyboy envy by Skindog June 5, 2016

pardew 

Dumb ass motherfucker. Face looking like broken promises, fingers looking like rusks.

Why you being such a pardew?

OR

That guy with the monobrow looks like such a pardew.

pardew by NotPardew December 9, 2013

Pardsy 

Opposite For "Pard" Meaning Partner....In This Case Its Used As A Feminine For A Female Mate.

Hey There Pardsy! Why Dont You Go Park That Car Back On The Sales Line.

Pardsy by Mark VW. June 22, 2007

Cody Parkey 

A guy who just likes to Hit the uprights while kicking a football.

Aldrick Rosas is never a Cody Parkey because he doesn’t ever hit the uprights.

Cody Parkey by Meatingaura January 7, 2019