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Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling

Underwater ‘ParasiteCocaine Smuggling — A tactic where gangs use scuba divers to attach cocaine stashes to the hulls of unsuspecting ships.
I make my living as a scuba diver; but, I ain’t no Jacques Cousteau — I’m into Underwater ‘ParasiteCocaine Smuggling . It’s dangerous but quite lucrative!!!!!!!

Crystal Parasite 

Someone that grows their entire personality off of the lifestyle or personality of someone who is already famous, or some cultural phenomenon, basically anything popular, in a vain attempt to get famous themselves.
For example, any YouTuber that has over 100k subscribers, or maybe even less.
Sometimes this works, but most of the time they just come off as a parasite, leeching off of the success of the person or TV Show or whatever, the "crystal" they "parasite" off of.
Thus they seem instead like talentless hacks with no worth of their own besides what they echo from their "crystal".
Essentially they are a clone of the person, but worse. Much worse.
Person 1: Ugh, that guy's such a crystal parasite, always leeching off of Merg's success.
"that guy": What's up guys, welcome back, to *insert game that Merg's already played here*.
Parasto

Means swallow(bird) in Persian. Parasto is a very beautiful, charming, hot classy girl. All the girls wants to be her, and all the guys wants to have her. She is perfection bottled up in one woman.
Parasto is one of those girls you meet once in a lifetime ; You either end up marrying her, or you'll be miserable for never taking the chance to talk to her.
-You know that girl Parasto?

- Oh yes you mean that sexy thing walking over there?

Or

-Man I can't stop thinking about Parasto. I wish I had the guts to talk to her. And now she's gone...

- Dude suit yourself, you had your chance and now you'll never find anyone like her again.
Parasto by Queenleeeyla February 16, 2010

Wifi Parasite

People that buy a latte to sit in a coffee shop or similar venue for free wifi.
I walked in to a bagel shop for a bagel and noticed a table full of wifi parasites, laptops open, paper and pens out and pure business discussions flowing.
Wifi Parasite by Marcellus_Wallace October 13, 2014
swallow in persian.also a super hot girl with a hot body. so hot that is capable of causing global warming. making her every mans dream but is usually very hard to get.
do you see that hot sexy girl over there?
oh damn. she is a hella parasto.
parasto by Damoonak January 23, 2018

hhx parasit 

HHX parasit er en parasit HHX'er tit udskiller.
Parasitten sætter sig på kloge og produktive mennesker og suger alt produktiviteten ud af dem og fylder dem med dognskap og dårlige ideer f.eks. at købe en MacBook
Jeg arbejdede sammen med HHX'erne hvor en hhx parasit sugede alt min produktivitet ud af mig
hhx parasit by Mr. Mirai April 1, 2016