presidicktator 

a sentient; current or past head of state who is a giant potato sack full of dicks

Presidicktator Donald Trump and his vice-sentient potato sack of dicks Mr. Pence are ruining the country of the United States of America for the VAST MAJORITY of the population who by majority both did and did NOT vote for him in the 2016 election.

presidicktator by the Red-Headed Pecker June 2, 2017

parasitic troglodyte

An intensely ugly, unattractive, unwanted person. Often used in a self-degrading way. Someone of low intelligence, a Neanderthal.

Man, I made a stupid decision, I'm a parasitic troglodyte.

parasitic troglodyte by sweetswede August 17, 2010

parasitic lifestyle 

An intentional, manipulative, selfish, and exploitative financial dependence on others as reflected in a lack of motivation, low self-discipline, and inability to begin or complete responsibilities.

he lives a parasitic lifestyle and is totaly dependant on his Babys momma

parasitic lifestyle by pub10der November 5, 2013

paradichlorobenzene 

The best most catchiest song ever. The anti of antichlorobenzene

Man, paradichlorobenzene is the best chemical ever! -Person 1

paradichlorobenzene by ParadichAntichlorobenzene January 25, 2018

Parasidal 

a word my friend said and it wasn't a word so i had to make it a word

This pencil is Parasidal

Parasidal by erickkkkkkkkk May 19, 2021

parasitic friend 

A "friend" who really isn't a friend at all, but rather assumes that they are your friend and becomes very needy and dependent on you because you are their only "friend" they have.

Friend 1: You're driving Kayla to and from school for the rest of the year?
Friend 2: ....Yeah...
Friend 1: I thought you hated her!
Friend 2: She's a parasitic friend

parasitic friend by HollaShawty May 26, 2010

paramedic 

Absolutely, positively, the last person in the world you want to fuck with.

I'm nice to the paramedics, for obvious reasons.

paramedic by nyc14gauge September 25, 2006