the parascope 

n. a penis trick, while in a hot tub descretely remove your penis from your swimwear, then slowly raise your body until the tip of the penis has breached the surface to the surprise of the other hot tub residence.

Dude you are so gay! i can't believe you just did the parascope without warning me first.

Oh my god, we were in the hot tub with my parents and my boyfriend actually did the parascope!

the parascope by MB DUB February 22, 2006

Parashopper

Someone who parachutes in a store

That parashopper was really making my shopping trip hard

Parashopper by squadsquadyt April 7, 2022

Parascope 

While one is relaxing in a hot tub with others, the act of poking the head of one's penis just above the surface of the water, like a submarine's parascope.

While Kerb was hot tubbing, he pulled the Parascope on his friends.

Parascope by Hoodness April 23, 2011

parascoping

The act of quickly turning your chat window on Facebook on and off, just to take a look at what friends are online. It is a tactic which allows the user to avoid unwanted conversations with idiots.

I was parascoping on Facebook last night, spotted Jenny so I quickly submerged again. That broad has all the personality of herpes.

parascoping by hooligan1968 January 17, 2011

Parapooper 

After plowing a highly intoxicated fine young broad/strapping studdly stallion and they're completely blacked out in your bed asleep and you shove the blankets in their anal crevise and when they wake from their midnight slumber there is a brown covered parachute hanging from their ass.

Steve, Ken, Alex, and David, parapooper

Parapooper by AlboKenDavid October 23, 2010

parascope 

When a male proceeds to drop his tescticles onto anoter persons eye sockets (consciousness is not an issue) and then place his erect penis on their forehead therefore making it look like the person is looking through a parascope

Man remeber at the party last night when you gave that brod the parascope when she passed out

parascope by Mattyosa October 31, 2007

parascoping

verb.

When one's penis goes though the opening of his boxers. Usually occuring when getting out of bed, or after sitting.

Dan: "Good morning Christy!"

Christy: "Dude! Fix your boxers! You're parascoping!"

parascoping by parascoper November 13, 2011