| 1. | chachki | ||
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Some type of nick-nack, but usually a piece of crap; usually a small piece of junk. Any sort of pin or button, novelty type candle, stuffed animals, figurines, any sort of guady or over the top ornament, vase, picture frame, religious paraphenilia, kitschy art, or pop culture doll.
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| 2. | Vaporizer | ||
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A Vaporizer is a tool that allows you to smoke Marijuana without burning any plant matter, which allows for just the active ingredients in Marijuana (THC) to be released into a chamber which is then inhaled. Yo I just got a new Vaporizer, lets burn one out.
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| 3. | solar rips | ||
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see solar-puff, same as solar-puff but a water bong is used for sure as the smoking paraphenilia. lets go out on my deck and do some biodynamic solar rips.
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| 4. | Tin-Toker | ||
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A pipe created from aluminum foil used to smoke various substances. "Tin" derives from the commonly used "Tin Foil" to refer to what is actually aluminum foil.
A Tin-Toker is produced by rolling aluminum foil around a pencil (or similarly shaped object) while forming one end with one's fingers to create a "bowl" in which to place the substance to be smoked. Sometimes the creator will additionally place a second, smaller piece of aluminum foil over the "bowl" of the pipe and depress the middle. Then small holes are poked to allow smoke to flow but prevent large pieces of material and ash to filter through. Some believe it is harmful to smoke with a Tin Toker because the heating frees aluminum ions which are subsequently inhaled. This is as yet unconfirmed. head one: Yo, I forgot my bowl.
head two: It's cool, there's some tin-foil in the kitchen. Go make a tin-toker. |
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| 5. | jacked up | ||
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jacked up is used to describe a time framed situation, item, behavior or comment that is wrong, foul, ugly and or damaged. it is the foundational description of understanding that nothing is going to move, go well, work or prosper unless immediate action is taken or the course of behavior changes direction.
candy: who invited that mess to the party? she is so jacked up.
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dave: shhhsh! be cool, that's the bosses daughter-i'm dating her. officer: your friend over there told us you are the owner of the paraphenilia, is that correct? suspect: man, that is so jacked up, it's his. shelly: i heard terese's mom is going out with her ex boyfriend sean! clare: ew! poor teresa, that is so jacked up for her mom to do that! student one: then the professor said he was cutting my grade for missing five days student two: you need to take that to the board bro-he is jacked up! mom: did you get the laundry washed? son: no, the washer's all jacked up mark: bro, i lost your keys last night after the party and don't know where your car is. jeff: dude, you are jacked up, that is so wrong amber: for real, the only place i could find to get sick was in the hall closet-for real, the bathroom was locked. monica: amber, for real, that is so jacked up. if i were you i would not tell anyone else. she is still grounded for having the party and wants to know who got her busted for boones farm yak on her mom's linens. tom: i got her number when he wasn't looking brandon: man, i told you don't go there- he jacked up the last guy that went after his woman real bad. dude still can't smile right. driver on phone: my tire is flat and i have my car jacked up without a spare. tow truck/vehicle repair dispatcher: that's jacked up-we'll send someone right out. |
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| 6. | Cube vomit | ||
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The overloading of personal items brought in by "that" co-worker in the cube farm that insists on reliving childhood show and tell - pictures, "thoughts of the day", bobbleheads, inspirational day-by-day calendars, and hideous paraphenilia. Frequently includes cats and grandchildren in precarious outfits. "Whoa. Did you see what Mrs. Baglady brought in this time? How does she even find her file folders? Are those cats kissing? Ugh. Cube vomit"
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