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Paraphernalia 

Things to do stuff with.
"I love the word 'paraphernalia.' It's the most sophisticated sounding word with the most vague and simple definition."
Paraphernalia by Pierre Pressure October 12, 2011

genitalia paraphernalia 

A classydick pic’ or picture of ones genitalia
Person 1: ‘Would you like some genitalia paraphernalia?’
Person 2:‘No, but thank you for asking first. Very classy of you.’

paraphernalia 

1. Stuff, things, items, objects, tools, geegaws, whachamacallits, thingamajigs, dofunnies, hinktybobbles, accoutrements, trinkets, accesories, clutter, flotsam, jetsam, literature, gadgets, nicknacks, paddy-whacks, and dogs to give bones to.

2. Items one uses to accomplish a task.

3. Tools of a trade.

4. Anything used to assist in ingesting illegal narcotics of any kind.
1. I don't want any of your paraphernalia!

4. They got busted for manufacturing paraphernalia, man! (A common refrain around Arcata, CA.)
paraphernalia by Downstrike May 25, 2004

Paraphenanigans 

Committing shenanigans while under the influence of any mind altering drug.
The hooligans were up to no good at 2:00 in the morning, committing all sorts of paraphenanigans.
Paraphenanigans by Eat Your Weedies February 22, 2009

Paraphiliphilia

The sexual urge that drives some old Conservative sex researchers with beards into developing even more multisyllable pesudo-Greek names for sexual activities they and their mothers think are icky.
Ray Blanchard, the creator of the terms autogynephilia and hebephilia, is the world's leading paraphiliphiliac.
Paraphiliphilia by jackmolay April 6, 2015

drug paraphernalia 

Any object or tool used to get high or under the influence.
The cops took my bong and pipe because they said it was drug paraphernalia.