Paraphernalia 

Things to do stuff with.

"I love the word 'paraphernalia.' It's the most sophisticated sounding word with the most vague and simple definition."

Paraphernalia by Pierre Pressure October 12, 2011

genitalia paraphernalia 

A classy ‘dick pic’ or picture of ones genitalia

Person 1: ‘Would you like some genitalia paraphernalia?’
Person 2:‘No, but thank you for asking first. Very classy of you.’

genitalia paraphernalia by ShutUpHeidi February 12, 2018

paraphernalia 

1. Stuff, things, items, objects, tools, geegaws, whachamacallits, thingamajigs, dofunnies, hinktybobbles, accoutrements, trinkets, accesories, clutter, flotsam, jetsam, literature, gadgets, nicknacks, paddy-whacks, and dogs to give bones to.

2. Items one uses to accomplish a task.

3. Tools of a trade.

4. Anything used to assist in ingesting illegal narcotics of any kind.

1. I don't want any of your paraphernalia!

4. They got busted for manufacturing paraphernalia, man! (A common refrain around Arcata, CA.)

paraphernalia by Downstrike May 25, 2004

Paraphanoia 

Ditching your pot-smoking paraphernalia due to a fit of weed-induced paranoia, and then deeply regretting it later.

Not realizing the cops were coming to bust his loser neighbor, not him, he tossed his favorite handblown bong out the window in a fit of paraphanoia.

Paraphanoia by Dr. Bongs Potcast July 22, 2009

drug paraphernalia 

Any object or tool used to get high or under the influence.

The cops took my bong and pipe because they said it was drug paraphernalia.

drug paraphernalia by hiltacular April 19, 2007

paraphernaliaholic 

Its like being a shopoholic but for accessories that go with the main product. If you smoke weed your pipe is considered paraphernalia and if you keep buying more paraphernalia to make you feel better than you're a paraphernaliaholic.

Wow look! Ryan has like 3 pipes, 2 bongs, a vaporizer, and a hookah. He's definitely a paraphernaliaholic.

paraphernaliaholic by Dblitz July 15, 2010

Paraphenaliast 

An enthusiast or specialist with the invention of devices most efficient for the consumption and enjoyment of one's poison of choice. Also known as a person who invents and creates tools to use for your drug of choice.

They are called Paraphenaliasts.

Paraphenaliast by sexy_mica January 26, 2011