| 1. | badad beans | ||
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cash crop of the ukraine. named after the army of badads that were ousted during the 15th century. these beans were grown by Czar Badadio III.
badad beans make a snapping noise when cracked open. paranoid ukrainians say that the Czar put a spell to imitate the torturing snap done by the badads. however, anyone with any intelligence realizes that snapping is the sound a normal bean makes so the paranoya theory is flawed. many ukrainians still belive in it today. (see boyko)
(see rise of the dads) |
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| 2. | Horsham | ||
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- v. - To have anal sex with a woman while fisting her.
- n. - Town, northern suburb of Philadelphia. Did you Horsham my daughter?
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| 3. | Cummanoid | ||
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A form of paranoya that usually kicks in within a week after having sex. It is when you have sex with a guy, and for the next few weeks you are scared that every white/sticky/transparent stain on your shirt/pants/wall etc is cum.
Basically, it means you're paranoid of cum being everywhere. "oh no, what is that stain on my wall!? and what is that mark on my shirt!!??"
"relax, it's probably only toothpaste. Geez you're cummanoid!" |
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| 4. | drop some presents down the chimney | ||
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to take a dump, pinch a loaf, drop the kiddy's off at the pool, blast a dooky, bake a cake, take the browns to the superbowl, drop a deuce, drop a log, ect.... Yeah dude I'll be right there. Santa's gotta drop some presents down the chimney
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| 5. | NKH | ||
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The spawn of Team Naumkeg, due to the paranoya that the name Naumkeg has a reference to alcohol. NKH, we are all that is man!
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| 6. | Tweekertalk | ||
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When a tweeker gossips about others. Specifically about others being Rats, or paranoya concerning the police. Your such a liar, thats tweekertalk.
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| 7. | whiptep | ||
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A tep who is whipped by a girl to the point of anal exaustion.
This occurs to some teps who normally have a penis of small proportions. This can lead to fear of the whore and constant paranoya that the girl is going to kill / hurt you. this can lead to circumsision because of the fear that the ho would damage it. Normally, the bitch would also use vile language to the whiptep, calling them horrible thinkgs like a paki or a shitbag This is serious and sh 1)man, your whipped, in fact your a whiptep!!
2) damn!!! Your analysis seems to be correct! |
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