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The Peametric System 

The system of comparing penis sizes through standing front to front with erect penises, edging towards eachother until one mans penis touches the body of the other man

This man is crowned victor
Me and my buddy, rob, used the peametric system to finally resolve the conflict of whose penis is larger

paraletic 

This 'word' is derived from a widespread mispronunciation of the word 'paralytic' and means extremely drunk.
Although widely used this word does not exist in the written form.
We all had too much to drink at John's wedding and got absolutely 'paraletic'
paraletic by ant July 5, 2004

paramedic 

Absolutely, positively, the last person in the world you want to fuck with.
I'm nice to the paramedics, for obvious reasons.
paramedic by nyc14gauge September 25, 2006

paramedic 

An absolute hero. Largely unappreciated by the general population until they are gasping for their last breath after 25 pints of Stella and a kicking par excellance on a Friday night.
The person who saves your scrawny, puke and blood covered arse outside Tall Trees next friday.
paramedic by Jimbone October 7, 2004

Paramedic/EMT

Definition: A person in which works on a ambulance, responding to emergency medical situations.

Characteristics : Paramedics are made up of many different types of people! This is what makes them so great. They all have different views and beliefs yet still have a brother/sister hood because they all have a drive to help others. Many Paramedics can come across as blunt ,cold or a little too honest, however they have a protective, soft and caring manner to them as well. They appear strong as if nothing can shake them but understand these people are NOT superheroes! It is not uncommon for them to go home after a shift and cry for an hour about the patient they couldn’t help, the patient who’s was to far gone. Sometimes it happens at random times, like driving home from the grocery store. Although every one handles it differently! They wear there heart on there sleeve and want nothing but the best for there patients.

Some people call these fine individuals Angels but I’m not sure they fall under this category either! Paramedics have a tendency to have the darkest sense of humour and are always shocking people with there jokes. These people are the most badass bitches you will ever meet! If you think the Paramedic/Emts are crazy, you should see the people who marry them!
That Paramedic/EMT looks like a monster with all those tattoos, but there actually the sweetest person you will ever meet!
Paramedic/EMT by Alberta Proud October 8, 2019

Paramedic 

(Noun) A young man who on a consistent basis picks up hurt chicks.
Derek, that girl you picked up was hurt. You are such a paramedic.
Paramedic by Old man and the steve October 18, 2011