| 36. | laughing | ||
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Used to describe how you feel inside when you find yourself in a pleasing set of circumstances, or at least in comparison to a worse outcome that also might have occurred. It does not suggest glee at another's misfortunes but rather highlights one's own fortunate situation. eg. 1: The forecast predicted rain for our camping trip, but the weather turned out to be so gorgeous we were laughing.
eg. 2: While waiting at emergency, I was upset over my ankle injury. But then when I saw the paramedics bring in a 7-year-old girl covered all over with first-degree burns, I realized I should be laughing. |
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| 37. | EMT | ||
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An acronym for Emergency Medical Technician. Plainly put, they are the people who work on ambulances. There are three levels of EMT: Basic, Intermediate, and Paramedic. Paramedics are the people that you're most likely to find riding in the ambulances in your hometowns. These technicians can also be found working in the emergency rooms of your local hospital. After the car accident the EMTs responded and extricated a patient.
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| 38. | Deathic | ||
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A way to describe a goth or other death obsessed or similar character or thing,
description of a band or style of music also or inannimate objects I was watching a film with an old horror film with some m8s and a guy got meat hooks in his face and his skin was ripped appart, "Wow thats deathic"
send more paramedics, a band starting the style of zombie-core, check them out, highly deathic |
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| 39. | LAPD | ||
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Stands for Los Angeles Police Department. Unlike the Paramedics or the Fire Department the LAPD doesn't serve any realy purpose other than terrorising innocent civilians. The staff of LAPD is very unpleasant to deal with, often drawing weapons for no apparent reason. A month ago I was pulled over for speeding. True I was going 90 in a 35 but there were no other cars. The faggoty cop drew a gun and waited for equally faggoty back up, who proceeded to cuff me and put me in the back of the squad car. After throughly checking everything that could have allowed them to take me to jail and not finding anything wrong they let me go with a speeding ticket. The ticket=how much I make in 2 weeks. My canceled insurance policy=another 2 weeks. What's the outcome? I get fucked over cause they have nothing better to do than pull people over.
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On the other hand 2 weeks ago I was at a performance parts shop where a meeting was arranged. Close to 50 cars showed up. Several hours later cops show up and start walking through the parking lot writing tickets for modifications on various cars. The very next week there's another meeting and again the cops are there to hassle people. The pig parks the car and starts talking to the shop owner about how "this and that... loud... can be mistaken for gang activity... blah..." when somebody runs a light at the intersection where the shop is located and hits 2 cars. The guy decides to run and speeds off. Everyone at the meeting starts yelling telling the cop to go after the guy. It takes him forever to get in and drive away in a leisurely manner. Half an hour later he comes back and tells the big news "I didn't catch him, he got away." Moral? Somebody wrecks a Corolla and a Camry and runs and gets away with it... |
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| 40. | Genital Suicide | ||
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A slow, painful, masochistic method of suicide consisting of extreme self-mutilation to ones genitals in order to die through blood loss. "Cause of death: Genital Suicide"
"Thomas commited genital suicide." "Chris attempted genital suicide, but was saved by paramedics." |
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| 41. | whambulance | ||
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what you say to someone who is whining like a little jewish kid. similar to asking them if they would like a whamburger and some french cries. what, do you want me to call the whambulance just because your mom died? jesus christ, get over it.
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| 42. | HP | ||
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Hispanic Panic: a situation that confronts emergency personel (ei. paramedics, firefighters...) when dealing with many hispanic patients. It includes a pronounced over-reation to any situation no matter how minor the problem. That family reacted like someone died when that 18 year old stubbed his toe...total HP!!!
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