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3.
when a man is doing a woman from behind and blows a load on her back. the woman is paralyzed and cannot move for fear of dropping the load. the man takes his time getting a towel while his hapless victim is motionless like a good bird dog on point.
Bobby gave Suzy a paralyzer and then did his taxes.
by Dirk Diggler March 24, 2005
 
1.
When giving a blow job and the person giving said blowjob swirls their tongue around the head until the point that the receiver can not feel their limbs anymore.
"So Kelsey how did last night go?"
"It went great, I gave him head and sprang the paralyzer on him, he's crazy for it now!"
by getitgirljumponit March 28, 2008
 
2.
When a girl looks so good, that you feel paralyzed. Comes from the song "Paralyzer" by Finger Eleven.
WTF is with the other definitions for paralyzer?!
by metallkidd93 March 08, 2008
 
4.
when engaging in foreplay the male fingers the girl to the point of orgasm leaving her with dead legs and weak knees so when she tries to get up she falls to the ground due to weakness in her legs.
You should have seen it last night my girl was getting up to get a glass of water and she fell over...it was one gnarly paralyzer.
by PoonToon November 09, 2007
 
5.
n. This sex move occurs when the man and woman are in the Missionary position, and the man somehow puts all of his strength and effort and thrusts so hard, the woman practically moans with anger and emotion, and cannot move for quite a while.
Dude, I just gave Becky a paralyzer. She couldn't move for five minutes!
by Fruityr March 19, 2008
 
6.
When a person defeats you at a video game with only one swift movement.
Player 1: How about another PARALYZER!
Player 2: Damn you and damn Tetris!
by Jamie & Angelina March 04, 2007
 
7.
When a person defeats you at a video game with only one swift movement.
Player 1: How about another PARALYZER!
Player 2: Damn you and damn Tetris!
by Jamie & Angelina March 06, 2007