Paralyze Alliance 

stupid ass team of shitty ass Fortnite players
now goes by eviction.

"Didn't eviction have an old name that started with P?"
"Yeah I think it was Paralyze Alliance or something."
"What? that is wild fr!"

Paralyze Alliance by windynfa June 5, 2023

paralyze a coyote 

The action of sticking your right thumb up the coyote’s ass and making the coyote lose all feeling in its legs.

I had to paralyze a coyote so it would stop eating my chickens.

paralyze a coyote by banks33 February 26, 2021

Poopie Paralyzer 

When one cannot walk drive or even stand because he/she has to take a crap so bad that they are paralyzed from the waist down

I was playing basketball when I was hit with the poopie paralyzer

I was drinking coffee and all of a sudden the poopie paralyzer kicked in

I was sleeping in the middle of the night when I woke up to the poopie paralyzer and had to crawl to the bathroom

Poopie Paralyzer by Nickylobes January 23, 2014

paralyzationalizedetaded

you get shot with an arrow (in a video game in a video game) and then you go full helen keller and cant see shit, then you can only spin on an axis idk math so im not gonna figure out which one, and then you go full on grampa, it really is a sad sight ue ue ue

Ranboo: *shoots sam* wuh oh
Sam: * gets paralyzationalizedetaded *
Ranboo: SAM NOOO *sad seal noises or cat meows idk man his fake cry is amusing*

paralyzationalizedetaded by tostitos ?? March 3, 2021

paralyzed 

When the orgasm is so good you can't move

Damn, she gave the best blow job last night, I swear man I was paralyzed

paralyzed by Zeelinny November 14, 2016

Paralyzer 

A Long Island Iced Tea in which the Coke is replaced with Everclear; also called a Highlander, due to the fact that "you will only need one".

Last night I drank some Paralyzers and got completely shitfaced...at least I think I did.

Paralyzer by IronicTrollFace January 4, 2017

Paralyzed 

When you are so hurt that you start feeling numb to any kind of pain and gradually you loose yourself and every word you say, sounds like it came from someone else and you don't feel anything, you search for feelings but their aren't any, when you want to feel something...anything...or sometimes nothing and you know you are paralyzed.

Me : I am paralyzed... I want to feel again.. Something...anything! I want the real me back.

The ghosts in my room : 👀

Paralyzed by Starr 🌟 September 17, 2020