Masturbation Paralyzation 

When you jerk off too much and your weak ass arm cannot handle the g-forces and either becomes numb or just fucking falls off your body.

Doctor: What seems to be the problem?
Me: I have Masturbation Paralyzation.
Doctor: OH SHIT! Get him to the ER, we only have minutes to operate!

Masturbation Paralyzation by WhiterThanKevinJames'Vagina June 3, 2018

paralyzationalizedetaded

you get shot with an arrow (in a video game in a video game) and then you go full helen keller and cant see shit, then you can only spin on an axis idk math so im not gonna figure out which one, and then you go full on grampa, it really is a sad sight ue ue ue

Ranboo: *shoots sam* wuh oh
Sam: * gets paralyzationalizedetaded *
Ranboo: SAM NOOO *sad seal noises or cat meows idk man his fake cry is amusing*

paralyzationalizedetaded by tostitos ?? March 3, 2021

paralyzationizeditated 

awesamdude

Ranboo completely paralyzationizeditated Awesamdude

paralyzationizeditated by AnonymousOlm March 3, 2021

paralizationizedetated

YouTube/twitch Minecraft creator Ranboo made up this word randomly while helping YouTube/twitch Minecraft creator Awesamdude move around in the dream smp cause his computer kept crashing

"he's completely paralizationizedetated! I can't believe this"

paralizationizedetated by Mcyt fan lol March 4, 2021

paralyzationalizedetaded

gets shot with an arrow and can only rotate on the x axis or the y axis i dont know i cant do math, but sadness ue ue ue ue

Ranboo: *shoots sam* oh no what have i done
Sam: *is paralyzationalizedetaded *
Ranboo: UE UE UE UE UE *sad fucking cat meows or seal noises or something*

paralyzationalizedetaded by tostitos ?? March 3, 2021

paralyzationalism 

a rare condition that forces the victim to stop moving completely, except for limited movement on the Y axis.
this heinous disease’s effects include commitment issues, commitment, paralysis, rotation on the Y axis, and death.
Those who are unfortunately killed by this disease are honored by a memorial that consists of a wooden boat and an oak sign that states the affected’s name and cause of death.

ranboo: “OH MY GOD I’VE PARALYZATIONALIZED SAM WHAT HAVE I DONE *crying, more crying* WE HAVE TO MAKE A MEMORIAL FOR HIS PARALYZATIONALISM
chat: AHAHAHAHAHHAHHAH

paralyzationalism by dodean March 3, 2021

Paralyzationizedated 

The word used by Ranboo on twitch.tv/ranboolive meaning to paralyze someone from completely moving to the point they start to bounce and see colors.

"OH NO I TOTALLY PARALYZATIONIZEDATED HIM"
"IT'S ALL MY FAULT, I SHOULDN'T HAVE SHOT HIM. NOW HE'S PARALYZATIONIZEDATED"
"HIS COMPUTER JUST LOST A CANON LIFE AND HES PARALYZATIONIZEDATED"

Paralyzationizedated by Moi Nome Loinely March 3, 2021