Poopie Paralyzer 

When one cannot walk drive or even stand because he/she has to take a crap so bad that they are paralyzed from the waist down

I was playing basketball when I was hit with the poopie paralyzer

I was drinking coffee and all of a sudden the poopie paralyzer kicked in

I was sleeping in the middle of the night when I woke up to the poopie paralyzer and had to crawl to the bathroom

Poopie Paralyzer by Nickylobes January 23, 2014

Paralyzer 

A Long Island Iced Tea in which the Coke is replaced with Everclear; also called a Highlander, due to the fact that "you will only need one".

Last night I drank some Paralyzers and got completely shitfaced...at least I think I did.

Paralyzer by IronicTrollFace January 4, 2017

paralyzer 

When giving a blow job and the person giving said blowjob swirls their tongue around the head until the point that the receiver can not feel their limbs anymore.

"So Kelsey how did last night go?"
"It went great, I gave him head and sprang the paralyzer on him, he's crazy for it now!"

paralyzer by getitgirljumponit March 28, 2008

The Paralyzer [Paralyzer] 

When engaging in sexually intercourse in the doggy-style position the male ejaculates on the females back, causing her to be "paralyzed" because of the massive load on her back which she doesn't want to spill or run.

It was so funny when Dre did "The Paralyzer Paralyzer"to Stephanie.

The Paralyzer [Paralyzer] by D-$ on Da Flo January 8, 2009

paralyzer 

When a girl looks so good, that you feel paralyzed. Comes from the song "Paralyzer" by Finger Eleven.

WTF is with the other definitions for paralyzer?!

paralyzer by metallkidd93 March 9, 2008

The Paralyzer 

The sexual position where a girl lays missionary at the edge of a bed. The man stands on the floor, upright typically in a half squat to adjust to needed height, and is able to put his dick so deep in her that it paralyzes the girl after multiple orgasms.

I used The Paralyzer on Aubrey on Sunday morning and made her cum in buckets while leaving her sore for days.

The Paralyzer by J Awesome March 24, 2009

paralyzer 

when a man is doing a woman from behind and blows a load on her back. the woman is paralyzed and cannot move for fear of dropping the load. the man takes his time getting a towel while his hapless victim is motionless like a good bird dog on point.

Bobby gave Suzy a paralyzer and then did his taxes.

paralyzer by Dirk Diggler May 13, 2005