parading in your rain 

being upbeat and optimistic while someone is being pessimistic or bitter. Opposite of raining on someone's parade.

"The world is going to hell fast!"
"Excuse me for parading in your rain, but it's a beautiful day on the beach and you look gorgeous!"

parading in your rain by Doctor Science December 4, 2011

parading the guards

v.phrase. Exposing one's genitals in public if one is royalty.

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I say! Prince Harry has been parading the guards rather a lot lately. It just isn't cricket old boy. I think it all started when his great-granny started letting the corgis out.

parading the guards by gnostic1 September 24, 2012

Piraningolianjack 

A term comprised of the words 'pirate', 'ninja', 'Mongolian', and 'lumber jack'. Used to describe someone who has combined traits of all four stereotypes of such badass motherfuckers.

"He's clearly flipping out, pilfering ships, pillaging fields, and chopping wood. He is a piraningolianjack."

Piraningolianjack by Byron December 27, 2003

papalingus 

Obsessive and obsequious devotion to the pope.

Pope John Paul II's death will be followed by weeks of mandatory papalinugs.

papalingus by Iblis March 22, 2005

paraging 

Standing over someone's shoulder while scrutinizing them as they work. In addition, watching (voyeuristically) while employees work from a distance.

I am sorry I did not send you the email, my boss was paraging me.

paraging by beenparaged April 23, 2008

parading the marlin 

When you cum in a girl's eye and while she's disoriented you fish hook her mouth with your index finger and drag her out of the room to show her to your buddies, hence parading her around like she was a marlin you caught.

Guy 1: Dude, I totally got in trouble for parading the marlin last night. Your girlfriend totally didn't appreciate it.

Guy 2: Why was my girlfriend there?

Guy 1: She was the marlin.

parading the marlin by Mr.Quackers5380 September 8, 2009

Parading the Pope 

When someone is driving a naked guy around in the back seat and he is jerking off. Must be done midday.

That guy is parading the pope.

Parading the Pope by Papageorgi0 September 12, 2018