paragod 

(1) a prima donna paramedic with a "god complex" who thinks he/she is smart despite being an incompetent fool

(2) any paramedic who is more concerned with his ego than his patients, regardless of skill level or talent

(3) an otherwise competent paramedic who is an egomaniac

Paramedic Supervisor: "Bystanders complained that you sped onto the sidewalk with sirens blaring and nearly hit them..."

Paragod: "Uh..Hello!? Can we say EMERGENCY! The stupid bystanders didn't move fast enough!"

Paramedic Supervisor: "...but then you SLOWLY got out of the unit, fixed your hair and adjusted your shades, according to the complaint."

Paragod: "Hey, just calm down, okay? I run for no one. It's all BS until proven otherwise."

Paramedic Supervisor: "Why did you intubate this guy? He was just taking a nap on a park bench."

Paragod: "Look, I'm aggressive and I'm good. I go for the tube, and that's why my intubation skills are second to none."

Paramedic Supervisor: "You are an egotistical moron and a menace."

paragod by AlexFox February 16, 2008

paragod 

term used to describe a paramedic that think's he/she know's more than another fellow paramedic(s), but in fact that person usally know's less than the other paramedic's he/she works with and is usally disliked by fellow medics.

medic1: ya all you know i had that pt under control.
medic2: the pt coded and died.
medic1: i still had that pt under contol noone could have ever done better than i did.
medic3: medic1 your such a paragod, a emt-b could have done better than what you did.

paragod by nremt-p dan February 19, 2007

paramedic 

Absolutely, positively, the last person in the world you want to fuck with.

I'm nice to the paramedics, for obvious reasons.

paramedic by nyc14gauge September 25, 2006

Pajagedy Wagedy 

A person who dresses nicely on a daily basis, can be a man or a woman.

John: "Man Steve wears a tux every day doesn't he?"

Bill: "Yeah, he's quite a pajagedy wagedy."

John: "Definitely."

Pajagedy Wagedy by Mr. Muffinater March 5, 2011

paramedic 

An absolute hero. Largely unappreciated by the general population until they are gasping for their last breath after 25 pints of Stella and a kicking par excellance on a Friday night.

The person who saves your scrawny, puke and blood covered arse outside Tall Trees next friday.

paramedic by Jimbone October 7, 2004

Paramedic/EMT

Definition: A person in which works on a ambulance, responding to emergency medical situations.

Characteristics : Paramedics are made up of many different types of people! This is what makes them so great. They all have different views and beliefs yet still have a brother/sister hood because they all have a drive to help others. Many Paramedics can come across as blunt ,cold or a little too honest, however they have a protective, soft and caring manner to them as well. They appear strong as if nothing can shake them but understand these people are NOT superheroes! It is not uncommon for them to go home after a shift and cry for an hour about the patient they couldn’t help, the patient who’s was to far gone. Sometimes it happens at random times, like driving home from the grocery store. Although every one handles it differently! They wear there heart on there sleeve and want nothing but the best for there patients.

Some people call these fine individuals Angels but I’m not sure they fall under this category either! Paramedics have a tendency to have the darkest sense of humour and are always shocking people with there jokes. These people are the most badass bitches you will ever meet! If you think the Paramedic/Emts are crazy, you should see the people who marry them!

That Paramedic/EMT looks like a monster with all those tattoos, but there actually the sweetest person you will ever meet!

Paramedic/EMT by Alberta Proud October 8, 2019

Paramedic 

(Noun) A young man who on a consistent basis picks up hurt chicks.

Derek, that girl you picked up was hurt. You are such a paramedic.

Paramedic by Old man and the steve October 18, 2011