Parkourse 

Similar to an obstacle course, minus the obstacles, and adding parkour.

Widely popularized by YouTuber Nigahiga on his second channel, HigaTV.

Rick: "Lori's mine!"
Shane: "No she's mine!"
Rick: "There's only ONE way to settle this."
Shane: "See who's the father of the baby?"
Rick: "What? No! We must settle this with..."
Shane: "..."
RIck: "PARKOURSE."

Parkourse by Exo Epic July 11, 2015

Paradoxosaur

Mysterious creature that is said to exist only if you don’t believe in it. But, if you do believe it exists, then it doesn’t. Tends to haunt students of logic and babies. A different take on the Paradoxotaur.

Her: OMG! It's a Paradoxosaur!
Me: That means there isn't!

Paradoxosaur by bamx January 11, 2009

paradussy 

paradise in your mom's badussy

Your mom's insides are my paradussy

paradussy by ballussyussy May 18, 2022

Paradour 

Someone you like but don't like-like. A pun on paramour and adore. Rarely reciprocal, because what really is in this crazy, mixed-up world?

After she broke up with him, Guillermo couldn't help but become Leah's paradour, but she had hurt him too much for them to ever get back together.

Paradour by PBMax March 9, 2008

paramour 

secret lover

he has a paramour and shes ruining our relationship!

"I shall return when the day is gone",said the knight to his paramour.

paramour by 54ku124 January 1, 2009

moon over parador 

When a man is mooning someone and his pants are pulled so low that his balls are exposed too.

I tried to moon the car behind us, but my pants went so low that I actually gave them a moon over Parador.

moon over parador by Mill Bore March 6, 2007

Paradoxasaur 

From Demetri Martin's comedy.

A magical make-believe creature that only exists if you do not believe in it, and if you believe in it it doesn't exist.

"Hello I am a twenty one year old 120 pound virgin with c-sized breasts who does not have a boyfriend and is not crazy." -The words of a paradoxasaur.

Paradoxasaur by AggiePerspective July 5, 2008