Freemanic Paracusia 

A disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of Morgan Freeman.

http://xkcd.com/462/

While surfing the internet, Randall, a sufferer of Freemanic Paracusia, was confronted with a spam advertisement and found comfort in the thought of Morgan Freeman reading it aloud to him: "Why, you could enlarge your penis for cheap. My, my, isn't that something."

Freemanic Paracusia by Threegunvash October 17, 2008

Freemanic Paracusia 

A disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of Morgan Freeman

Guy1: "Dammit, since I read xkcd I've had Freemanic Paracusia."
Guy2: "You really need to get out more."

Freemanic Paracusia by Brainiac42 October 9, 2008

Freemanic Paracusia 

A disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the voice of Morgan Freeman.

Jim just gets lost in whatever he's reading ever since he got Freemanic Paracusia.

Freemanic Paracusia by doublechris October 12, 2008

Freemanic Paracusia 

A disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of Morgan Freeman.

Even this Viagra spam is soothing when heard through the distorting perception of Freemanic Paracusia: "Why, you could enlarge your penis for cheap. My, my. Isn't *that* something."

Freemanic Paracusia by Zephyr Greene October 8, 2008

freemanic paracusia 

a disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of morgan freeman

http://xkcd.com/462/ for an example of freemanic paracusia

freemanic paracusia by dork who reads xkcd October 8, 2008

Paracausal Power

The inner ability to not accept the outcome as a causality of a deterministic reality & choose to personally have free will.

Fal'el Ierokk: All living organisms have paracausal power & that's because we're alive.

X'ul Mal: Power is power & power is will.

Zaythan: X'ul is right!

Paracausal Power by Star Spire June 17, 2018

Paracausal 

Is the causality that something can bend time & space to its/your will by altering predetermined outcomes. And changing fate that was predetermined for you by changing the outcome due to free will.

Arash: Fate is determined for you boy & you can't change that!!!
Boy: But how when everything is paracausal how come the people in different timelines don't have the same outcome as us then?

Paracausal by Star Spire June 17, 2018