Top Definition
When a woman or a man has really fatty saggy boobs, that could be used as parachutes. usually if someones over weight.
Girl one: eew.
Girl two: what?
Girl one: you've got really bad parachute titties.
Girl two: dont expect me to help you when we fall off a cliff.
by Moo moomahmah November 14, 2009

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