Papier-mâché 

When you are about to ejaculate inside her and she pulls you out only to cum all over her chest from which you grab the toilet paper on her bedside and you slap down the layers to catch the cum glaze now drizzling off her chesticles like a Papier-mâché.

On feeling Josh's schlong pulsating with the rhythm of her flower spot, Ambz grabbed the base and pulled me out and let the fire hose extinguish. With her sauce spot (belly button) now over flowing, the flood of the sweet mayonaise was dried like a papier-mâché pinatá.

Papier-mâché by Sebbdawgydogggg November 2, 2021

Papier-mâché 

A sometimes painful and irritating condition achieved when tissue paper is used to wipe ejaculate away from the penis after sex or masturbation and a small piece sticks to the head or foreskin and dries. Careless removal without the precise application of moisture can result in loss of penis due to the immense strength of the male natural adhesive

A: why are you limping?
B: i papier-mâchéd myself last night and just tried to rip it off
A: ouch...

B: my dick looks like a paint-by-numbers...

Papier-mâché by skeebe03 January 16, 2011

Papier Mashit 

When you wipe your ass but some of the toilet paper rips off and gets stuck to your butthole.

I started making some papier mashit, so I went in with another wipe.

Papier Mashit by urdseloep August 17, 2021

Papier-mâché 

When you're fucking a girl from the rear, either in her puss-puss or bunky hole...you pull out and ejaculate all over her back, then immediately cover the fresh sticky with newspaper.

I Papier-mâchéd Christine because I don't respect her, and also because I still have a subscription to the Wall Street Journal.

Papier-mâché by Goldie B. January 12, 2018

Sac du Papier

A french 'swear' we taught to all the people at work.
When said angrily, to the ears of a non-french speaker, you definitely sound like you're swearing
when infact, you're really saying "Paper bag"

"Sac du papier! It's hot!"

Sac du Papier by Korochuun August 15, 2008

flash paper 

Specialized paper that strippers wear & when they scratch it, a bright flash is produced.

Coco told me about flash paper & I was amazed. What a sight to see!

flash paper by Starchylde May 20, 2016

Papered Diamond Platinum 

A woman who only has sex with medical papers.
She comes with papers and requires papers.
A pussy that is clean and free of any diseases and has partners show receipts (proof) they are clean before getting down. This is some one who has never been with anyone who has not shown proof with a doctor's approval It's Diamond Platinum pussy. She keeps it tight and right and does not put large objects inside of her (typically childless) and takes birth control and uses condoms. She is not a prude just clean, independent and responsible. A very rare find! Worth the papers if you want it bad enough.

Bro! She got that rare "Papered Diamond Platinum" pussy.

Papered Diamond Platinum by sofluff April 1, 2019