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your job; the place where you make your money
"Where you goin so early?"
"My paper route, son."

"Why don't you ever go out anymore?"
"Man, I got fired from my paper route."
by mattacoustic316 April 12, 2008
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Place where a dealer sells drugs from
I'm movin rocks on the paper route
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Paper Route is an American Indie rock band from Nashville, Tennessee formed in 2004. paper route has toured with Paramore, Phantom Planet, and Jack's Mannequin. They have also toured with Copeland, Passion Pit, and She Wants Revenge.and currently touring with Owl City and Lights.

paper route is an amazing band.
Paper Route is composed of Chad Howat (bass, piano, programming), J.T. Daly (vocals, keyboards, percussion), Andy Smith (vocals, guitars, harmonica), and Gavin McDonald (drums).

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1. the back door or anus, ass
2. the area one wipes with toilet paper

SEE ALSO Papergirl
I stuck my cock in her paper route and man was it fly
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1. The hair pattern of a black person with exceptionally kinky or nappy hair where the scalp shows between the tight curls of hair. The exposed scalp is the paper route.
"Man, dude got a paper route!" Dan exclaimed as he watched a vintage Yaphet Koto movie.

'Dude got a paper route, kitchen, beedie bee's, peas AND buckshots" Bill said as everybody laughed hysterically.
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