| 64. | jizz bobbler | ||
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One who is unable to contain the entire amount of male ejaculate in their mouth at once. She is such a jizz bobbler that I need to keep paper towels by my bed.
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| 65. | Tuscan Mule | ||
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Tuscan Mule: (Eng. 20th Cent.) - A chain of sexual moves beginning with a butt fuck followed by a blow job with full inversion of bodily fluids. Basically you are BF'ing you special lady friend and cop a pull out like you are going to blow the load, switch ends for the BJ and pull a fluid inversion, instead of spunk she gets piss, and the exclamation point is the up-the-nose-shot for that jumped in the pool with the acidity of piss in the sinus burn. If she comes back for more, you got a keeper.
Dude, that chick got wasted at the party, and Phil and Wes both pulled Tuscan Mules on her. She needed 4 rolls of paper towels and a pressure washer to clean up.
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| 66. | TP Backup | ||
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Something that is used to wipe the ass when conventional toilet paper is not available. Most often, the need for TP Backup is when the person pooping misjudges the amout of toilet available at the time. Hand towels, magazine pages and discarded tissue are often useful TP Backup. When the toilet paper ran out, I realized that there was still more poop to clean off my ass. I looked around the bathroom and saw a Cabbage Patch Doll, I had to use it as TP Backup , or else i'd be in big trouble later.
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| 67. | bounce tube | ||
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a cardboard tube left after the depletion of toilet paper or paper towels with a sheet of bounce used in laundry (used in the dryer)covering the open end. While smoking marijuana one holds the hit and brings the tube to the mouth at which point the hit is exhaled and causing the smoke to travel through the strong smelling sheet and diminishing the harsh smell of marijuana smoke. yo when i need to get rid of my left over gram but my parents are home, i just blaze a spliff through a bounce tube and they don't know shit!
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| 68. | cheney | ||
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verb: cheney, cheneyed, cheneying
1) missing something by a country mile 2) to aim for the broad side of a barn and hit a lawyer 3) hunting when drunk and blind as a bat 4) taking lawyers out of season 5) premature ejaculation "What the fuck are you shootin at, Bobby Sue? You almost go me instead, you fucking idiot! You go to hell, Clint! It's the first time I cheneyed my shot in over a week!"
"Hey caddy, get me a 6-iron! I'm in no mood to cheney this putt!" "Honey, get me some paper towels. I went to piss in the toilet but got it all over the seat. I cheneyed the direction of my stream again. Oops." "Darling, I think I just cheneyed in my underwear. Get me a smoke, will ya. "Marvin, I'm so sick and tired of you cheneying early and falling asleep ten seconds later. Get your own cigarette, you inadequate moron!" |
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| 69. | cheeto | ||
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1.cheeto- (chee-toe) n. An orange, crispy snack that gets little orange crispy crumbs all over your fucking fingers. (see: ANNOYING.)
2. A man's penis. In name-disguise. I guess it could be a womans penis, if they have a sex change. ... 1. HEY dude grab me a bag of cheeto's, man. and 500-fucking-paper towels. jeez.
2. Nice cheeto, dude/girl. that must be like, 9-10 inches long! |
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| 70. | shanty | ||
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To be used after witnessing or hearing anything wack, bizarre or questionable. Ei., a crack head comes up to you and your friend while he's scratching his ass and says, "hey, want to buy this barbie doll?" Upon the examination of his crack status and the irony that even his Barbie looks like she does heroine, you and friend both say, "shanty" to eachother as you continue on your way(elongating the y, thus sounding like , shanteeeeeeee). A sandwich with browning lettuce is "shanty", dumb brauds are "shanty", and old Korean ladies who wear paper towels on their heads while they brush their teeth in public restrooms are shanty.
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