| 1. | The Paper Shreds | ||
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Small, painful paper cuts one recieves from the act of sexual intercourse with a book, or magazine.
synonym- The Shreds (7:25:26 PM) Andrew: you read me like a book
(7:25:38 PM) Adam: i fucked your mom like a book (7:25:50 PM) Andrew: u didn't get the paper shreds did you??? |
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| 2. | razzles | ||
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the parts of the paper from spiral notebooks that attaches to the rings. perforated so you can "easily" take them off. "Dude, i'm so bad at taking the razzles off, i always rip the paper!"
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| 3. | tinkle berries | ||
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The shreds of toilet paper that stick to a woman's pubic hairs after she wipes her vulva. That toilet paper is so cheap! It gave me tons of tinkle berries.
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| 4. | Grundle Bunnies | ||
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When your toilet paper shreds while wiping your ass and you go do activities such as, running and playing sports...etc. and it rolls the paper into little fuzzy bunnies in the spot between your bizzalls and your nizut sizack... That cheap ass toilet paper that she bought gave me a grip of grundle bunnies !!!
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| 5. | Ass Serviette | ||
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The calculated or deliberate folding of toilette paper into a rectangular napkin, designed to ensure maximum fold usage and minimum breach, to be used after a bowel movement. Most commonly used to prevent shit stains. "During my morning bowel movement I make an Ass Serviette to ensure maximum folds for maximum space usage".
"I hate it when the tp shreds so I make an Ass Serviette". |
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| 6. | butt goblin | ||
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After wipping ur ass the tiolet paper shreds and entagles itself in ur ass hair also known as tiolet paper wholies dude i got a crazy butt goblin in my ass pubes
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| 7. | gorpkins | ||
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that little strip of paper that is left when you rip a page out of notebook. once detached, those little shreds of paper fall on the ground, get everywhere, etc. my notebook is perforated, but whenever i pull a page out, all these gorpkins get everywhere.
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