What you use when you can't find any toilet paper but are trapped on the toilet paper: your hand.
I couldn't find any T.P., so I just sucked it up and used some Indian toiletpaper.
|2.||Indian Style Shit|
When you run into the bathroom to take a shit, and reach for the toilet paper to find nothing. So you proceed to turn on the tub or sink faucet, jam your ass against it and wash out your asshole with water and your hand as if you were in India.
Remember to use your left hand...
You might wanna clean the tub before you take a bath, you used up all the toilet paper so I had to take an indian style shit.
A stinky Indian, typically an IT professional on H1B visa status. A Stindian commonly eats the stinkiest of the stinky foods, such as chicken vindaloo (extra curry) and curry fried okra. Usually the stindian forgets that showers exist in the universe, or has a very short memory when it comes to the last time he or she bathed. Their olfactory senses are overly non-existent, thus they don't know how enormously bad they smell to the rest of the world. Common stindian names include: Subbu, Ambarish, and Naranayananananan.
Dude, I can't breathe with that stindian sitting next to me.
That stindian's lunch just made me vomit.
Why is that stindian picking his ears and nose and saving the remnants on a torn piece of paper...AGAIN?
|4.||kinds of poop|
snakes-the kind of poop that dangles from your butt and is as long as a 1 foot long sub at subway.
easels-when u work so hard on ur poop but u end up with a little portion about as big as my great aunt gretchens mole.
italian sausage-when u go to an italian restuarant and u have a big sausage then u use the bathroom and the poop is mixed wit the sausie sausage.
i love lucy-when u go to the beach and u have to go realy bad so u do it in back of a rock.usauly it ends up bieng black and white or rotten.
sausie poop-when u go to the bathroom and do a poop and u clean ur butt wit a tissue and u find poop juice but u wipe it again and u keep findin poop on the tissue paper.
indian poop-the poop that is sooo skiny and is mixed with spices
this is the surrvey we took and here are the results:
-my friend-i would go with the italian sausage
-brad pit-i would go with the sausie poop because im always running around the studios and my poop gets watery as i run.
these are the resultes for kinds of poop.
|5.||fuck your happiness|
A term used to express the revenge one will take against another, when the latter commits a heinous crime.
(The term is generally used by the youth in Indian cities)
When Mukesh stole Rahul's cricket bat, Rahul decided that he would fuck Mukesh's happiness.
Santosh: Dude, Mrs. Pandey gave you a D on your paper?
Harmesh: Yah man. How dare she! I'm totally gonna fuck her happiness.
Ashutosh: Dude, I didn't mean to drink your booze, I'm sorry!
Sampat: I swear to god Ashutosh, I'm gonna fuck your happiness!
or curry-ream (see-reem, kreem, or kuhr-ee-reem)
1. a non-standard amount of paper, composed of 500 or more
sheets, printed out in college libraries by people of
South Asian descent. This occurance takes place as a
result of the offender being unwilling or unable to
throw down $50 for a textbook. Instead, the perpetrator
will proceed to illegally download the composition from
an offshore internet site. This is always at college
libraries so that the download cannot be traced to a
personal IP address.
2. the act of printing out a c-ream; especially when it
results in a c-quire, leaving the rest of the student
body up shit creek.
note: professional c-reamers will always strike in packs,
and when the library is most crowded; so called,
"c-reaming'no grease". C-reaming is a misdemeanor
offense in 49/50 United States, excluding
Connecticut, where the act is most prevalent.
1. I just came to the library to print up a ten page study
guide, but this Indian girl has been tying up both
printers with her c-reams for 20 minutes. Look around,
2. (some Indian guy fucking some poor college guy
bareback from behind) Ah-ha! *THRUST* c *GRUNT* reamed
*THRUST,THRUST* you *GRUNT* American *THRUST* whore!
Comes from the Sanskrit "des" or "desh" meaning "country." In South Asia, it is used to refer to something that is done the Indian way -- it can mean "traditional" or, in a pejorative way, "rustic." South Asians abroad use it to refer to anything South Asian, i.e. Indian, Pakistan, Bangladesh, etc.
Indian-American: I met a couple of desi guys last night.
Indian in India: You want air conditioning so bad? Have it the desi way -- fan yourself with this paper.