What you use when you can't find any toilet paper but are trapped on the toilet paper: your hand.

When you run into the bathroom to take a shit, and reach for the toilet paper to find nothing. So you proceed to turn on the tub or sink faucet, jam your ass against it and wash out your asshole with water and your hand as if you were in India.

Remember to use your left hand...

A stinky Indian, typically an IT professional on H1B visa status. A Stindian commonly eats the stinkiest of the stinky foods, such as chicken vindaloo (extra curry) and curry fried okra. Usually the stindian forgets that showers exist in the universe, or has a very short memory when it comes to the last time he or she bathed. Their olfactory senses are overly non-existent, thus they don't know how enormously bad they smell to the rest of the world. Common stindian names include: Subbu, Ambarish, and Naranayananananan.

snakes-the kind of poop that dangles from your butt and is as long as a 1 foot long sub at subway.
easels-when u work so hard on ur poop but u end up with a little portion about as big as my great aunt gretchens mole.
italian sausage-when u go to an italian restuarant and u have a big sausage then u use the bathroom and the poop is mixed wit the sausie sausage.
i love lucy-when u go to the beach and u have to go realy bad so u do it in back of a rock.usauly it ends up bieng black and white or rotten.
sausie poop-when u go to the bathroom and do a poop and u clean ur butt wit a tissue and u find poop juice but u wipe it again and u keep findin poop on the tissue paper.
indian poop-the poop that is sooo skiny and is mixed with spices

A term used to express the revenge one will take against another, when the latter commits a heinous crime.

(The term is generally used by the youth in Indian cities)

or curry-ream (see-reem, kreem, or kuhr-ee-reem)
-noun
1. a non-standard amount of paper, composed of 500 or more
sheets, printed out in college libraries by people of
South Asian descent. This occurance takes place as a
result of the offender being unwilling or unable to
throw down $50 for a textbook. Instead, the perpetrator
will proceed to illegally download the composition from
an offshore internet site. This is always at college
libraries so that the download cannot be traced to a
personal IP address.
-verb
2. the act of printing out a c-ream; especially when it
results in a c-quire, leaving the rest of the student
body up shit creek.

note: professional c-reamers will always strike in packs,
and when the library is most crowded; so called,
"c-reaming'no grease". C-reaming is a misdemeanor
offense in 49/50 United States, excluding
Connecticut, where the act is most prevalent.

Comes from the Sanskrit "des" or "desh" meaning "country." In South Asia, it is used to refer to something that is done the Indian way -- it can mean "traditional" or, in a pejorative way, "rustic." South Asians abroad use it to refer to anything South Asian, i.e. Indian, Pakistan, Bangladesh, etc.