someone who works in the illustrious fast food industry
High school kids and losers with GED's are typically paper hats.
Rhyming slang for 'prat', a fool, an ineffectual person.
"'Ere, John! Aint that old Muffindamule over there?"
"Nagh, can't be. The paper hat's still banged up for noncin', doin' a three stretch"