paper bag

a tool used for having sex with chicks with ugly faces and hot body.

i thought the girl was hot til she turned around and i saw her face. so i pulled out the paper bag and it was all good.

by Lou May 19, 2003

paper bag

needed for ugly chicks in order to maintain an erection.

erin boettger's so ugly you need to put a paper bag over her face.

by Anonymous August 7, 2003

paper bag

a bag. made of paper.

Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag?"
You: "No."

by hyperider April 30, 2018

paper bag

man with banging body but booty looks.

Very ugly man with body of Brad Pitt.

If you would rather kiss his hairy ass than his face, but still want to freak him, then he is a paper bag.

ex.
Tyson
sole (fem)
bodybuilders in general
coolio

Damn. That dude is hella ugly. Wait a second, go get that paper bag.

I saw a paper bag today, body was hella hot.

by Auntie Kweeph June 15, 2004

paper bag

Cockney rhyming slang for fag

That man is a paper bag!

by bob October 17, 2004

paper bag it

1 When you are having sex with a really ugly girl and you put a paper bag over her head to cover her uglyness
2 When your buddies make fun of you for liking a girl who is really ugly and you simply reply "paper bag it" as a response meaning "who cares"

"ewwww man you asked out that whale natasha?"
"Paper bag it!"

by Zach Cannuli June 23, 2005

paper bagging

putting a bag over an ugly girls head in order to not see her face during sex

Paper bagging that hoe would be a good idea before banging her.

by jman82589 November 11, 2007