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1. Paper bag test
The use of a brown paper bag to determine if a black African is light enough to gain admittance to a party or organization. If said African's skin tone is lighter than or the same color as a brown paper bag then they are judged worthy to enter the party(as in a social event, not a political party) or be admitted into the organization, such as a fraternity.
"Girl, don't you go thinkin' 'bout joinin' no Gamma Rays, you is darker than de night sky on a moonless night, you ain't never gonna pass the paper bag test."
2. Paper Bag Fuck
A girl that only worthiness is to be fucked with a paper bag over her head
Guy 1 : Woah Nick is crazy going out with that chick.

Guy 2 : She does have a banging body but she a paper bag fuck.
3. Paper Bag Syndrome
A disease worse than aids. When a girl has a mad sexy body but a god-awful face that makes you want to vomit your organs. See also butterface

Name is derived from the fact that one needs a paper bag to put over the chick's face
So I was going to fuck Daniella last night, but then it turned out she had paper bag syndrome.
4. Paper-bag Effect
When a girl is hot from the neck down but is ugly from the neck up.

The paper bag part comes from the stereotype from tv shows or movies when people are ugly and they were paper bags on their heads.
Look at that chick she has the Paper-Bag effect going on.
5. Emergency Paper Bag
When you have sex with a girl, and her body is extremely hot, but her face is incredibly ugly, you have to whip out your emergency paper bag to place over her face. Hiding her face makes the experience more enjoyable as you do not have to stare at her hideous face the whole time.
Daniella has such a nice body, but such an ugly face. Good thing my condom came with an emergency paper bag
6. Paper Bag
A paper bag is the opposite of "Lollipop". It is used to describe a girl or guy who has a hot body but an ugly/plain face. It's called paper bag because you metaphorically want to just a paper bag on the person's face.
Guy#1: Woah, this babe in front of us has an awesome figure!
Guy#2: Wish she'd turn around so we can see her face.
*girl turns around and her face turns out to be ugly*
Guy#1: Daaaaamn!
Guy#2: What a paper bag!
7. paper bag syndrome
where a girl is so unbelievably hot, but then she turns around. nice ass, nice tits, nice legs; but dam is she ugly. put a bag over it. also referred to as PBS if u are standing right behind the girl in question, so as not to hurt her feelings. ugly people get hurt too..
- dam that girl has paper bag syndrome
+ i still would
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