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Premature Paculation

When you're being chased by a ghost in Pac-Man or Ms. Pac-Man and you quickly turn around after thinking you ate a Power Pellet, just to find out you didn't eat it. You end up losing a life.

This happens more in the higher speed levels because you try to eat the Power Pellet and then eat ghosts as fast as possible.

Premature Paculation DOES NOT refer to the wasting of Power Pellets
Dude: HEY! How come you just ran into that ghost on purpose?

Guy: I didn't mean to, it was Premature Paculation.

Dude: Oh, what's that?

Guy: I thought I went far enough to eat the Power Pellet but i turned around too quickly and the ghost wasn't edible.
Premature Paculation by troggy1009 January 18, 2009
Related Words
Panulate pantload panus panel pandle Pangle pantlegger padula Pahul Panal
An rubber handle infused with nano-silver that prevents bacteria from growing on the hand - and also improves hand grip.

It's mostly used as any a protective peripheral (subway poles, restrooms, gym equipment, bicycle handles), except it's convenient, portable, and incredibly snug.
(noun) "No way I'm riding those disgusting subway cars without a Pandle."
(verb) "Jessie started using Pandle on her bike commute - you never know if those citibike handles are cleaned properly."
Pandle by happy handle January 13, 2015
Panelo; n. handkerchief used to wipe ass, toilet paper (panakip butas); means “as far as I know", "don't know nothing and speculate, great pretender & blamer" ( palusot, walang alam, nahihibang & panakip butas -Filipino)ec ; proud lawyer of rapist & murderer (Mayor of Southern Luzon Province of the Philippines) of college students in the Philippines.
1. If you have no knowledge of the topic, use PANELO tactics. (Kapag wala kang alam palusot ka na lang ala PANELO);

2. PANELO should be used sparingly to save our forest (Toilet papers ay dapat minsan lang gagamitin ng hindi maubos ang mga puno sa kagubatan).

3. Use PANELO for real rapist & murderer in court (gamitin ang Panelo sa pagta tanggol sa mga mamamatay tao at mangga gahasa ng studyante).
PANELO by TruthVeritas August 21, 2019

Pantload 

A person who is spoiled and snobby. He may talk a good game, but is really the guy that got cut from the high school baseball team and is so self aware that he always appears to have a load in his pants.
Dude did you hear Lars talking about how he heard us talking about him? We couldn't care less about him. What a Pantload!

Panelology

Comic book collecting.

Panelology is a hobby that treats comic books and related items as artwork to be sought after and preserved.
That panelologist has a collection of over 2,000 well-preserved and well-protected comic books. He's really into panelology.
Panelology by jediracer February 7, 2007

Pangloss 

The philosopher in Voltaire's Candide. He believes "All is for the best in this best of all possible worlds." Even as he suffers horribly throughout the book, he stands by this concept. By the end of the book, though, he admits "he asserted it still, but he no longer believed it."

See also: panglossian
Bob thinks there's some good that will come out of him failing his English test. He's such a Pangloss. He can't accept it might just be bad.
Pangloss by alas poor yorick September 19, 2007