during the month of december 1st and the 31st, if a man gets pussy within these days, he got a visit from the panty claus.
(day: december 15th)
Matt: awwww shit son i just got half black/vietnamese/filipino/punjab/white/irish pussy today!
Gerard: awwww skeet skeet motha fucka! u just got a visit from the panty claus.
Matt: awww yea man thats what the business is chuz! wanna go treasure hunting at 1:00 in the morning?
Gerard: ya man lets go get some Filipino flags and from Mira Mesa and wave it around mexicans!