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Referring to clothing items either trousers or strides in the US, or underpants in the UK. Also used to describe something as no good or useless.
Can lead to some confusion when describing unpleasant underwear.
Those pants are totally pants.
by Big Simes January 22, 2003
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Something that is really fucking lame.
Common usage- Good god, that man's outfit consisting of Hawaiian shirt, purple slacks and Keds is pants.
by Box August 08, 2004
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Woefully inadequate. Useless. A waste of time and space.
His performance was pants. This is pants.
by Billy Shears April 07, 2005
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An exclusive Facebook group of superior people, fashioned for only the most skilled of Facebook creeps and wierdos in homage to the holy garment, Pants. It is a safe-haven where creeping and excessive liking and commenting is socially acceptable, and where its members may act out un-judged.

Note: may be used in Noun form (referring to the group, Pants!), or as a Verb (ie to Pants!, meaning to do anything related to the group). Adjective and Adverb form pending.
I just got added to Pants! This is the most amazing day of my life! Finally I belong somewhere special. I Pantsed all night long to celebrate! All hail Pants!
by pantslover January 10, 2011
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if something/someone is pants it means they are stupid, rubbish or boring
That song is so pants
by 2 girls February 11, 2003
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an item of clothing worn in the intention to cover up ones genitalia. This word may also be used at random intervals where words suiting the siutation cannot be found.
Look, he is wearing pants.
Someone said, "Go away Campbell." Campbell replied, "Go, Go crank it up your pants."
"Look I have an apple." "Well.......You and your pants have an apple."
by Mad Snake August 28, 2006
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One leg within a pair of pants; used to refer to just part of one garment.
The right pant has dust on it from all the blow I did last night.
by MW December 21, 2003
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