1. Things worn over your nether regions. They provide comfort and style. Don't wear high waters unless there is a flood or something.

2. A completely random phrase that can be used to respond to any question imaginable.

3. Something that can be said when there is nothing to say.
1. I like my new pants.

2.
Are you gay?
Pants.

3. (Something bad happens)
Well . . . pants.
by NessTheHero March 28, 2004
devilish anti sex devices. Warning: pants made for girls are notorious for being even more difficult to beat, they can contain up to 4 buttons to be unbuttoned.
Dude, I was getting it on with this girl, but her pants were so locked up there might as well have been a padlock down there. So I gave up and found another girl with a skirt on.
by fatninjaporker January 29, 2011
something i'm too cool for, and rarely wear when i'm alone.
pants are icky
by toosexyformyhirt January 09, 2011
A FEMALE who is extremely controlling. A female who is overbearing and aggressive in every situation, even those that have little or no relevance to her at all. Bossy, domineering and somewhat manly!!
"W-O-W she really wears the Pants.."

"no she IS PANTS!!"
by cupcakeSDF April 09, 2010
a color. it is a blueish color.
Person 1: "hey whats your favorite color?"

Person 2: "oh, PANTS!"
by sarahthie July 13, 2009
Both sides of the adjective spectrum.
Can be awesome, great, horrible, disgusting.
"My test scores were pants man!"
"Really!"
"Yeah, that test was so easy!"


"That movie was pants..."
"Yeah, I didnt want to go either."
by John Weisgerber August 08, 2008
not very good,a load of rubbish
your haircut is pants. you are pants at football.you are talking pants
by dcarey June 09, 2006
something that is seen by many as the spawn of satan, or evil.
What kind of madness is this? WHY HAVE YOU BROUGHT ME A PAIR OF PANTS
by Zack the feind ninja August 01, 2005

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