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6.
1. Things worn over your nether regions. They provide comfort and style. Don't wear high waters unless there is a flood or something.

2. A completely random phrase that can be used to respond to any question imaginable.

3. Something that can be said when there is nothing to say.
1. I like my new pants.

2.
Are you gay?
Pants.

3. (Something bad happens)
Well . . . pants.
by NessTheHero March 28, 2004
 
22.
Used to describe something or a situation that is ridiculously awesome.

Example:
Shannon: "Yo man, I totally boned my proff today after class!"
Jeffrey: "Yo man, thats so PANTS!"
by Lulupoopoo October 08, 2008
 
23.
One leg within a pair of pants; used to refer to just part of one garment.
The right pant has dust on it from all the blow I did last night.
by MW December 21, 2003
 
24.
A black custodian that has supposedly been aressted for public nudity, hence the name Pants. Usually seen walking with fellow janitors such as Charlie and Mr. B.
"Dude i just saw pants go into his secret room"

"we should go sneak in"

"yeah i heard there is a fridge and a cot!"
by the canadian scholar ay? June 21, 2009
 
25.
In Canada, it is a codeword of heroin.
Hey man, could you hook me up with some pants?
by Jeffboyo March 29, 2006
 
26.
A person who gets wasted, pisses him/herself (usually on the couch or bed), and dishes his/her pants in a tree, then passes out on the same piece of furniture.
Wes: Ooh...what happened?
Geoff: Hey Pants, your up!
Wes: Ah FUCK!
by PimpinPakulak January 29, 2011
 
27.
The most painful, obnoxious, pointless creation since family sized packs of frozen sprouts. I mean. WHAT IS THE POINT? They give you wedgies, they show under clothes, and you only really need them for five days in the average month.
Granny pants, girl boxers, french knickers, thongs, g-strings, Bridget Jones pants.
by RieRieRie February 27, 2010
 
28.
An exclamation used when someone with fat ass legs wear a mini skirt or shorts and shouldn't be. If seen during the day, you pass someone and quickly say pants.
(passing a friend after seeing a girl with way too short booty shorts on) PANTS! (walks away)
by Roxie_cristal September 20, 2009