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7.
1. Things worn over your nether regions. They provide comfort and style. Don't wear high waters unless there is a flood or something.

2. A completely random phrase that can be used to respond to any question imaginable.

3. Something that can be said when there is nothing to say.
1. I like my new pants.

2.
Are you gay?
Pants.

3. (Something bad happens)
Well . . . pants.
by NessTheHero March 28, 2004
 
22.
Used to describe something or a situation that is ridiculously awesome.

Example:
Shannon: "Yo man, I totally boned my proff today after class!"
Jeffrey: "Yo man, thats so PANTS!"
by Lulupoopoo October 08, 2008
 
23.
In Canada, it is a codeword of heroin.
Hey man, could you hook me up with some pants?
by Jeffboyo March 29, 2006
 
24.
An exclamation used when someone with fat ass legs wear a mini skirt or shorts and shouldn't be. If seen during the day, you pass someone and quickly say pants.
(passing a friend after seeing a girl with way too short booty shorts on) PANTS! (walks away)
by Roxie_cristal September 20, 2009
 
25.
A black custodian that has supposedly been aressted for public nudity, hence the name Pants. Usually seen walking with fellow janitors such as Charlie and Mr. B.
"Dude i just saw pants go into his secret room"

"we should go sneak in"

"yeah i heard there is a fridge and a cot!"
by the canadian scholar ay? June 21, 2009
 
26.
soemthing or some sort of situation sucks or went horribly
boy: i can't take you out tonight, i'm grounded!
girl: that's totally pants, man.
by Dekota Dale November 11, 2005
 
27.
Pants are clothes you wear on your legs. Some people call them trousers.
Elephants, in the rare occasions they may be found wearing pants, will refer to them as trousers.
by King Anthony V of Svalbard April 28, 2005
 
28.
A word to describe something that is rubbish. It was invented by Dominik Diamond of Gamesmaster fame.
"Rise of the Robots was pants."
by Iain D Smith January 14, 2004