1. Things worn over your nether regions. They provide comfort and style. Don't wear high waters unless there is a flood or something.

2. A completely random phrase that can be used to respond to any question imaginable.

3. Something that can be said when there is nothing to say.
1. I like my new pants.

2.
Are you gay?
Pants.

3. (Something bad happens)
Well . . . pants.
by NessTheHero March 28, 2004
a term to describe someone who is extremely attractive or hot. It is a quick way to say "i want that person in my pants so i can do sexually inappropriate things to them."
megan: "hey, look at that uber hot guy"
alice: "pants!"
by make-out bandit July 26, 2006
A penis to dyslexicons.
I asked the stripper to dance on my pants, but she said she didn't like to rub on denim.
by auth00r June 19, 2006
Typical Canadian moniker for one whose most characteristic feature are outlandish two-legged garments, generally worn on the lower half of his/her body.
1) Pants is peeling the wallpaper again.
2) Have you met my friend Pants? She is really swell.
by pantsamy June 17, 2005
Containing your Team from the In-Seam, these nifty boys can be outfitted with many pockets, ketchup sauce, zippers, tags, rips, and maybe some jizz from last night. Quite possibly the single coolest invention outside of the xbox and tantric sex, the pants are a revered piece of clothing that girls REALLY dont need to wear.
My pants can beat up your pants!
Hey lizzy, those pants look good on you, but they'd look better on my bedroom floor!
by Raz-Matazz April 22, 2005
Suffix attached to the name of a friend or family member.
"Check out the hat that Bobbypants is wearing!"
by Bug March 14, 2003
Asking for a little more than shorts on a cigerette. See Shorts.
dude, can i get shorts.
yeah man just take pants
thanks
by coleslawmadness March 16, 2008
Pants keep me focused
I wear pants to focus
by matt_s August 20, 2006

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