Not good, not up to the task, not true. Originally a UK schoolboy slang expression: "a pile of pants", presumably the equivalent of dirty, smelly washing. Later spread to adults and abreviated.
"It doesn't work. It's just a pile of pants!" or "I don't like that group. Their music is pants" cf "balsa" and "a piece of balsa".
by R. Clayton Jr November 29, 2005
Used to describe something or a situation that is ridiculously awesome.

Example:
Shannon: "Yo man, I totally boned my proff today after class!"
Jeffrey: "Yo man, thats so PANTS!"
by Lulupoopoo October 08, 2008
In Canada, it is a codeword of heroin.
Hey man, could you hook me up with some pants?
by Jeffboyo March 29, 2006
A person who gets wasted, pisses him/herself (usually on the couch or bed), and dishes his/her pants in a tree, then passes out on the same piece of furniture.
Wes: Ooh...what happened?
Geoff: Hey Pants, your up!
Wes: Ah FUCK!
by PimpinPakulak January 29, 2011
The most painful, obnoxious, pointless creation since family sized packs of frozen sprouts. I mean. WHAT IS THE POINT? They give you wedgies, they show under clothes, and you only really need them for five days in the average month.
Granny pants, girl boxers, french knickers, thongs, g-strings, Bridget Jones pants.
by RieRieRie February 27, 2010
An exclamation used when someone with fat ass legs wear a mini skirt or shorts and shouldn't be. If seen during the day, you pass someone and quickly say pants.
(passing a friend after seeing a girl with way too short booty shorts on) PANTS! (walks away)
by Roxie_cristal September 20, 2009
A black custodian that has supposedly been aressted for public nudity, hence the name Pants. Usually seen walking with fellow janitors such as Charlie and Mr. B.
"Dude i just saw pants go into his secret room"

"we should go sneak in"

"yeah i heard there is a fridge and a cot!"
by the canadian scholar ay? June 21, 2009
an article of clothing that is meant to be taken off
dude i love these pants...ON MY FLOOR!!
by the nudist on strike June 06, 2009

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