Top Definition
rubbish, no good, bag of shite
you are pants
by mattblackHQ November 27, 2002
A penis to dyslexicons.
I asked the stripper to dance on my pants, but she said she didn't like to rub on denim.
by auth00r June 19, 2006
Typical Canadian moniker for one whose most characteristic feature are outlandish two-legged garments, generally worn on the lower half of his/her body.
1) Pants is peeling the wallpaper again.
2) Have you met my friend Pants? She is really swell.
by pantsamy June 17, 2005
Containing your Team from the In-Seam, these nifty boys can be outfitted with many pockets, ketchup sauce, zippers, tags, rips, and maybe some jizz from last night. Quite possibly the single coolest invention outside of the xbox and tantric sex, the pants are a revered piece of clothing that girls REALLY dont need to wear.
My pants can beat up your pants!
Hey lizzy, those pants look good on you, but they'd look better on my bedroom floor!
by Raz-Matazz April 22, 2005
A Christmas Tree Monster and cast member of Jerkcity. Obsessed with Canadian Goth Girl, the cast of User Friendly, and dicklicking.
Haw haw haw the really weird Pants face hugalugah.
by Jethro December 06, 2003
Suffix attached to the name of a friend or family member.
"Check out the hat that Bobbypants is wearing!"
by Bug March 14, 2003
Asking for a little more than shorts on a cigerette. See Shorts.
dude, can i get shorts.
yeah man just take pants
thanks
by coleslawmadness March 16, 2008
optional. totally unneeded.
you dont have to wear pants if you do not wish.
by reruns April 08, 2007

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