Section of a town wherein the inhabitants must either walk or drive up high hills in their beat-up, thirty year old cars to get to the store. The cars usually won't make it, and that is just as well since the owners tend not to have gas money anyway.

Usually situated on a flood plain below the rest of the town, out of sight of the highway.

The homes are mainly hollowed out, falling down houses or trailers, patched up shacks built from scraps off other's homes.

There may be big above ground swimming pools in the front yards, along with all the toys, waste paper, beer bottles, used condoms, broken music cds, and other rubbish.

Concurrently inhabited by scrawny German Shepherd dogs that look not to be fed very well, cats, and an odd assortment of stray chickens.

The inhabitants tend to rely upon public transportation as a way to go into a nearby city to visit their doctors for the many ailments they have.

They tend to express self-centered ideas about life, and show a lack of imagination. Those who have imagination use it to dream up ways to make money selling meth or other drugs, or how to stay out of or keep others out of jail.

News is what comes on the telly sometimes in between fights, baby showers, drug deals, sucking out the water from the latest flood, and porn.

Not a good place to go to unless you're going to tear it down and rebuild it.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.


There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.


Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.


The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.


There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.


Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.


The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.


Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.


Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.


Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING.

Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks. (New!)

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacifi...

To "Puff A Lump" means to fart and have a turd fall out.

Ass worship, clearly, in worship of the female ass. This practice is usually done when the male buries his face into the luscious ass, enjoying the ass cheeks pressing against his face.

There are a few types of ass worship.

1) The Sandwich: This first method of this step is to have the female lying on her stomach, her ass upwards. The man will proceed to bury his face into the ass. Optional: Someone else will push his face harder into the ass.

2) Against the Wall: A man sits up against a wall and a female backs her ass into his face, making sure her ass is completely smothering his face.

3) The Crab: This position is difficult to describe. The man lies on the floor, facing upwards. The female bends backwards, so that her feet and hands are on the ground, but her stomach is facing the ceiling. The female then rubs her ass into the man's face, once again making sure she is smothering him.

4) The Prayer: A man gets down on his knees and inserts his face into the woman's ass.

Another method of ass worship is for a female to be sitting on a chair, but the majority of her ass is hanging off. The man, on his knees, then digs in.

It is recommended that ass worship is done while the female is either wearing lingerie or a thong. Full pants or nudity is not recommended.

G'rape (Gee Ray puh) When a gangsta or as many are called "OG" is held down , his baggy pants pulled round his ankles and his rectum repeatedly penetrated by any sort of object that will convienently fit it the anal cannal.

The combination of pathetic and retarded characteristics. Someone that is so pathetic that they have crossed into retarded territory, yet cannot be clinically categorized as retarded.

A lot of these definitions are incorrect. A vixen is actually a woman who's extraordinarily attractive and an amazing body, but is extremely deadly. Also, the old word for a vixen is a succubus.