panface 

A person with with very little profile

Chris was called panface because he had no pronounced profile.

panface by Bert Dag July 24, 2003

panface 

The rude and obtrusive way a human face does appear to have been smashed with a heavy iron fry pan with over 400KN of force

"Did you hear Pete Batch put one through panface over the weekend"

panface by Anonymous April 23, 2003

pantsface

a person who is so ugly that you wish you could rip off their pants and shove them on top of their head.

This biddy Julia was real into me last night but she was a pantsface so I passed her off to one of my fat friends.

pantsface by Bill da Sprinks March 31, 2009

puntface 

When someone gets punted (see punt) in the face, they should be called a puntface.

Guy 1: Eric got punted in the face!
Guy 2: Yeah, now he's such a puntface.

puntface by Ahren May 16, 2005

Pantsface

The act of spending an excessive amount of time on a task that has no beneficial outcome but commands complete attention. This is an entirely subjective state of mind which cannot be shared or understood by those who have not experienced this condition.

Tim: So, what did you get up to over the weekend Ted?

Ted: Well, I bought a jar of pot rivets and spent 37 hours sorting them into sizes.

Tim: That was proper pantsface Ted.

Ted: Fair!

Pantsface by Dyschronic November 18, 2011

Plantfaced 

Congratulations, you had either a Stroke or Brain Aneurism. If you believe this is the term and not "Faceplanting" you may want to see a doctor or a Altero-Dimensionologist

James: Hey Prudence, did you hear Nubey Plantfaced?

Prudence: Do you mean Faceplant?

James: Sorry, mistyped.

Prudence: We're talking right now...

*James wipes forehead*

Prudence: Don't wipe my forehead

Plantfaced by Hush-Child-114 September 18, 2022