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Panty Crust

The crusty film from bodily fluids that builds up in the underwear after several days of consecutive use.
As Kimball pulled down his boyfriend's panties and went to work he felt the Panty Crust on his chin.
Panty Crust by yoyo4094 July 3, 2015

thick and pasty twenty-wiper

When you take a massive dump that makes you wipe your ass so many times you end up using half a roll of toilet paper
Friend: Damn! You were in the john forever.

Me: Dude, it turned into be a thick and pasty twenty-wiper.

Red Panty Night

A night meant for celebrating a special occasion; hence, your wife will wear her red fancy panties to bed you.

This is a term introduced by UFC Featherweight Champion Conor McGregor, who is a large Pay-Per-View draw and, in turn, a large pay day for whomever fights him (win or lose).
"I can make you rich. I change your bum life. You fight me, it's a celebration. When you sign to fight me, it's a celebration. You ring back home, you ring your wife. 'Baby, we've done it. We're rich, baby. Conor McGregor made us rich. Break out the red panties.'" - Connor McGregor

"I just got a raise! Now we can finally afford that Honeymoon in Paris that you've always wanted. It's a red panty night, baby."
Red Panty Night by Tam.Burger April 16, 2016

southern pansy 

“Not just a southern pansy sergeant, THE southern pansy!”

Panty Pleasure 

When a girl tugs her panties between her pussy to create A orgasam.
Craig : So how was you and the wife's date night last night?
Chad : It was rather boring until we got home & found the babysitter Keirsten on the couch caught up in a panty pleasure, I developed a instant chubbie and jized in my pant's!
Craig : Nice!
Panty Pleasure by SlopNChop October 4, 2016

Beef Steak Pantyhose 

(noun) A Drag Queen's undergarments of sheer, close-fitting legwear, covering the wearer's body from the waist to the feet.
I was at Freddie's Beach Bar for the drag show when this performer fell off the stage and displayed her "beef steak pantyhose" to the entire audience.
Beef Steak Pantyhose by kerb-stirer September 20, 2013