One who has sex with pans.
Pastry chef: I like to think of myself as pansexual.
Karen: oh my god he's been humpin' my pans!
by louis May 07, 2005
someone who doesn't mind kissing someone of the same sex but whose main sexual orientation is straight
girl who has a boyfriend is willing to kiss another girl (and does so)therefore she is pansexual
by MakieAi March 16, 2009
Someone who is ashamed of calling themselves bisexual or gay.
Person 1: I'm pan sexual.
Person 2: A what?
Person 1: I don't have a gender preference.
Person 2: Dude, it's either you're gay or bi, no shame in that but calling yourself pan just makes your love life more complicated.
by Amber King August 16, 2012
Person who would fuck anyting at all.
person #1. I totaly wanna fuck that dead zebra!
Person #2. you sick pansexual.
by ToastyFresh October 30, 2007
A Pansexual is someone who is attracted to those of all sexual orientations.
Pansexual; I want to pansex you up!
Girl; Wiiiiiiiiitttttttttt
by Nananatalie January 15, 2006
P.S. Someone who has sex with dogs. P.P.S. Or Janet Reno. P.P.P.S. Or someone who's had a lot of Jose Cuervo and decides that the chihuahua next door is lookin' mighty good.

The overindulgence of alcoholic beverages that causes someone to stick their hand into a zebra.
Use of machinery to construct robotic dogs that are utilized in sexual play.
Someone who is attracted to oriental people with the name "Pan."
Someone who is attracted to Rocko (Rocko's Modern Life)
Someone who is bisexual but too much of a hipster to call themselves such.
Someone who is gay and thinks that saying their gay reveals too much so they say they are pansexual when in reality they are just attracted to a person's personality or animals, preferably dogs, or someone who is strongly attracted to pans.
Guy 1: Hey man I thought you were gay!
Guy 2: No man, I'm pansexual.
Guy 1: Well doesn't that just mean that you're too afraid to say you're gay but not too scared to put your hand in a zebra.
Guy 2: Oh ya, that's not gay at all.
by Amanda & Erika December 12, 2007
One who swears that he/she is singularly and uncontrollably aroused by pans.
Sex shop owner: "We got whips, hand-cuffs, feathers, chains, dildos, butt-plugs, cock-rings, joy-buzzers, batons, tasers, axes, machetes, M-16s, SAMs, anthrax-"
Pansexual: "Got any pans?"
by cheddarfloor April 21, 2005

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