"no, ian he's a pansexual"
Person 2: A what?
Person 1: I don't have a gender preference.
Person 2: Dude, it's either you're gay or bi, no shame in that but calling yourself pan just makes your love life more complicated.
Karen: oh my god he's been humpin' my pans!
Person #2. you sick pansexual.
The overindulgence of alcoholic beverages that causes someone to stick their hand into a zebra.
Use of machinery to construct robotic dogs that are utilized in sexual play.
Someone who is attracted to oriental people with the name "Pan."
Someone who is attracted to Rocko (Rocko's Modern Life)
Someone who is bisexual but too much of a hipster to call themselves such.
Someone who is gay and thinks that saying their gay reveals too much so they say they are pansexual when in reality they are just attracted to a person's personality or animals, preferably dogs, or someone who is strongly attracted to pans.
Guy 2: No man, I'm pansexual.
Guy 1: Well doesn't that just mean that you're too afraid to say you're gay but not too scared to put your hand in a zebra.
Guy 2: Oh ya, that's not gay at all.