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1.)The Hipster bisexual.

Because being "bi" is SOOO high school conformist.
Somehow me being pansexual means that I am less affected by society, and that I am more open and accepting than a bisexual... I think.
by Freaky Fish Guy December 27, 2010
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A person who dates guys, girls, and people in between.
I like /people/--gender issues need not apply.
by Jagged February 24, 2005
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It is to "bisexual" what "vegan" is to "vegetarian."

Basically what a bisexual person calls themselves in order to sound like the greatest, most super-tolerant person ever. A bisexual individual is perfectly capable of being attracted to whomever they wish, but a bisexual who calls themselves pansexual believes that it takes one more step and yet another meaningless derivative with which they can slap judgment upon anyone who doesn't understand the difference.

It does NOT actually mean what the etymology implies ("pan" means "all" or "everything"), because if it did, then pansexuality would include bestiality, pedophilia, necrophila, and every other -iality and -philia known and unknown to humanity.
Bob: "So Mary, I hear you've had both a boyfriend and a girlfriend before. Are you bisexual?"

Mary: "*tsk* No, I'm PANsexual. I love ALL kinds of people, no matter what their gender preference."

Bob: "...but I thought gender preference had nothing to do with which gender you are..."

Mary: "YOU BIGOT!! TOLERATE ME, DAMMIT!!!"
by D Mo Drummer October 23, 2012
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Hey I'm bisexual but bisexuality is too mainstream now so I'll call it pansexual because its new and different.
by Tinyearl June 18, 2011
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Someone who loves someone regardless of gender, race, etc. Contrary to popular belief, Pansexuality does NOT include having sex with animals.
Person 1 - I'm Pansexual.
Person 2 - Ewww, so you fuck dogs?!
Person 2 - No. Pansexuality doesn't involve beastiality at all.
by I am Nameless. March 26, 2010
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Basically, your sexual preference is just "Yes."

Doesn't matter the gender or sexuality. You'll take it all.
(Go hard or go home, right? lol)
"About Me: 16 year old girl. Curious about my sexuality, so I'm Pansexual. Wanna bang, HMU!"
by Mr_McGuire September 19, 2011
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when you perform sexual intercourse with pans of all shapes and sizes
I knew I was pansexual when the pan came to me in bed last night
by a babies goad May 04, 2017
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